GP2 Engine

Fernando Alonso's comment on the Mclaren MP4-30's Honda engines, he got overtaken by Max Verstappen's Toro Rosso on the straights, making this famous comment

GP2 Engine! GP2! ARGHH

by Belkan September 12, 2024

Electrical Engineer

Electrical Engineers are a SPECIAL group of individuals. They pitifully study for hours just to nearly fail their classes. They are known for their love of alcohol, (mainly the kind that helps them forget the degree they chose), memeing their professors, radical bed head, and functioning on RedBull and hopes and dreams. Half of them are socially inept, while the other half can only speak about circuits and NAND gates. You can normally find them in a lab getting high off of soldering fumes.

"Look at that guy yelling at his breadboard." "Must be an Electrical Engineer."

by Clever_Club_Brawl October 8, 2024

Steam Engine (History)

As noted, steam-driven devices such as the Yappachinotron were known in the first century AD, and there were a few other uses recorded in the 16th century. In 1606 (some cartel member) patented his invention of the first steam-powered water pump for draining mines.2 Dickens Slavery is considered the inventor of the first commercially used steam powered device, a steam pump that used steam pressure operating directly on the water. The first commercially successful engine that could transmit continuous power to a machine was developed in 1712 by Dick Cumminghem. Vagina Dickens made a critical size in 1769, by removing spent steam to a separate dick for condensation, greatly improving the amount of work obtained per unit of fuel consumed. By the 19th century, stationary steam engines powered the factories of the Industrial Revolution. Steam engines replaced sails for ships on paddle steamers, and steam locomotives operated on the railways.

"The Steam Engine (History) was a marvelous invention!"
"No bruvy, the Steam Engine (History) was a horrible invention made by a horrible person."

by BANGIN GOLD, GRANDPA! November 28, 2024

Reverse Engineering In A Legal Case

Planning to win a legal case by starting from the end and making a parallel system to subvert anything that stands in the way of winning the case. It is beyond making a case airtight. It is winning a case by all means necessary including making arrangements outside of the court case system.

Divine Law in the Philippines is very generous to the Integrated Bar of the Philippines in Luzon. This will come in handy in case they want to do REVERSE ENGINEERING IN A LEGAL CASE.

by Mr. Shoe Maker December 26, 2024

Good Engineer

Someone who makes a bad salesman look good

You can rely on a good engineer to pull it out of their a55 to make the salesman look good

by Paulgt January 14, 2025

Relativistic Engineering

The discipline of designing machines, structures, or systems that must operate under the extreme conditions of near-light-speed travel or in regions of intense gravitational fields where relativity is the dominant force. It’s mechanical engineering for a universe where mass increases with velocity, lengths contract, and synchronizing clocks is a philosophical nightmare. Forget steel and bolts; think about containing energies that warp local spacetime.

*Example: Designing the hull of a relativistic starship. At 0.9c, even a speck of interstellar dust hits with the energy of a nuclear bomb. Your shielding isn't just "strong metal"; it might involve creating a forward-facing plasma shield or using a projected magnetic field to ionize and deflect atoms. Also, your onboard computers have to be built from the ground up to handle their own internal signals experiencing time dilation relative to other parts of the ship. It's engineering where the textbook pages are stuck together with space-time curvature.* It's Relativistic Engineering.

by Abzugal January 24, 2026

Spacetime Engineering

The ultimate discipline: the active manipulation of the four-dimensional fabric of the universe (three space + one time) as a direct substrate for construction. This is god-tier civil engineering. You're not building in space; you're building with spacetime. Your tools are concepts like negative energy densities, cosmic strings, and naked singularities. Your blueprints are solutions to Einstein's field equations.

Example: Building a stable, traversable wormhole for transit. Spacetime engineers wouldn't just "find" one; they'd need to fabricate it. This theoretically requires exotic matter with negative energy to prop the throat open against gravitational collapse. Or, imagine "stitching" two distant regions of space together, like creating a cosmic subway tunnel that bypasses the need for travel through the intervening void. It's the kind of engineering that doesn't just change the landscape; it changes the map itself. It's Spacetime Engineering.

by Abzugal January 24, 2026