When you notice that your family has an uncooked salami in the fridge, and you have a hankerin’ for a big piece of meat. You insert said sausage into the vaginal orifice and pleasure yourself. About a week later, when you notice you have an infection, you tell your parents that the sausage they ate for dinner a few nights earlier was in fact the same sausage which you used for your masturbation needs.
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-Fuck this shit, I can't stand another second of this epic fail.
-Fuck this shit, I can't stand another second of this epic fail.
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The disease I have that causes seizures and uncontrolled spasms. It prevents you from doing certain things such as driving a motor vehicle.
I lied about why i couldnt get my drivers license when the real reason was I have slight epilepsy and other mental issues.
by Sal Vitaless January 17, 2008
Get the epilepsy mug.A sport invented in 2003 involving the gonads of the male sex, where he (e.g. the jackass) must reciprocate his balls up and down the rough bark of a tree (pref. maple).
If the man loses (as in, his balls fall off), then he must seek emergency treatment and possibly a sex change.
If the man loses (as in, his balls fall off), then he must seek emergency treatment and possibly a sex change.
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