am i dead?

yes, you are dead so deal with! I'm just kidding, you're dead but you are reliving your life right now. Now that i think about it, shouldn't you be doing something else than looking to see if you are dead?

am i dead?

you are dead
Little Timmy: Am i dead Dad?
Big Billy: I don't know son.
Karen: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST SAY!!??
Big Billy: HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET BACK INSIDE THE HOUSE!!??
Little Timmy: please kill me

by Beastmode1158 October 30, 2020

fuck yo homie he dead

When You Dissing a pop dead homie or dissing somebody dead homie

Opp:Man Y’all Some Weak Ass Niggas

You: Fuck Yo Homie He Dead , We Smoking His Ass

by FuckAGo November 23, 2020

No cap dead ass

When they say no cap they capin but when they add the dead ass at the end they ain't capin.

Person 1: Did you fuck my girlfriend
Person 2: no
Person 1: nah u capin
Person 2: no cap dead ass I didn't fuck ur girlfriend
Person 1:ok ok I believe you

by Wasupmeboi335 January 6, 2021

THE QUEEN IS DEAD

THE QUEEN IS DEAD

Queen Elizabeth who died at 96, a remarkable woman

Also a viral meme

I saw the video the queen is dead

by Reddit Bureau of Investigation September 8, 2022

dreadly

dreadly

dread-ly - Pronunciation (dred-lee)
–adjective
1. having attitude commonly reffered to when a person has dreadlocks; having attitude that give great personal strength or selfknowledge due to dreadlocks.
2. description of a person with beautiful, wild, natural or otherwise adored dreadlocks.

That person is very dreadly indeed, look at that grin!

Look at them dreadly locks.

by Atar March 21, 2007

Dead Weight

A person on your team who just exists, and doesn't contribute anything to the game. They essentially give the other team a handicap and you have to tryhard the game to carry them. Then they claim they did so much to help the team when they went 0-100

Anthony is such dead weight in League of Legends, he's been in gold for 7 years!

by LingLingOfChina June 5, 2018

Play Dead

Pretending to be drunk or passed out in a compromising situation in order to escape unintended consequences. Basically when someone is under the influence and uses the "I was really drunk excuse," in this case pretending to "pass out," in order to escape retribution from another individual or group.

Sam was getting a lap dance from Tim's girlfriend, Michelle, when Tim walked in. Sam decided to play dead and he told Tim the next morning that Michelle had given him a lap dance after he passed out.

by Jungle Commando May 13, 2009