deuce it up

Gotta take a shit or got to poop

She should have deuce it up before I ATMed her.

by Ajpatta May 3, 2008

Deuce Nugget

A turd that comes out in small rock shaped form.

"I have to drop a deuce nugget"
"Wow those are pretty big deuce nuggets"

by whassup2ice2 March 27, 2009

Deuce

The combination of a blunt and a joint. The joint paper is first licked on the adhesive strip (the gum/glue) and is then placed inside of the hollowed blunt (cigar). The marijuana is then evenly distributed throughout the blunt, packed tightly, and then rolled perfectly round (pearling). It will taste better and burn slower than a blunt, canoes less than a joint or blunt, and will hit you pretty hard. Works best with flavored papers. Filters can be used in it too.

Bro that deuce got me so ripped! We have to smoke those more often lol

by Professional Pothead August 13, 2012

Beluga douch

a douch of the highest magnitude. "douch meaning somthing u call someone, not the vaginal cleanser"

Look at Lando! what a beluga douch!!!

by Jacksonville Bob November 30, 2006

The Dolce Gusto

The act of performing vaginal and anal sex without retracting your penis. This can only be achieved with a woman who had an total rupture after giving birth.

Dude I gave that chick the dolce gusto without even noticing it!

by Arpad86 December 29, 2017

deuce

Another word for a gross chick.
A 2 out of 10.

"Yo man you see that Dime man"
-"yea son i would like to get wit her instead of that deuce from last nite"

by Chyeaa November 13, 2006

Deuce Deuce

A kickass band from Baltimore, Maryland. Made by two straight-edge guys name Joey and Clinton; with a sound like T. Mills and 3OH!3 with some added jizz-worthy screams you better love them.

Jesus: Have you heard that new song by Deuce Deuce?
Alejandro: Poker Face? Yeah man, that shit`s crazy good.

by youbettawerk March 15, 2011