Post Dramatic Stress Disorder

1)Still trying to 'Make it'. 2)Sticking with something long after any success is possible. 3)An act of self denile based on the stuborn need to justify a career choice in the arts: Actors, musicians, Great American novelist. 4)Sticking with a ridiculous belief system because you pissed off so many people over the years you can't just own up and apologise.

1)"This 56 year old waiter showed me his head shot. Serious Post Dramatic Stress Disorder."

2)"He moved to LA. He still thinks metal is going to be big again."
"He's got Post Dramatic Stress Dissorder and thinks he's Vince Neal."

by syd jesus May 13, 2009

Political disorder

Anarchy

OMG those kids are full of so much anarchy, and political disorder

by < J Sizzle > February 4, 2009

penis disorder

Something that antiepileptic drugs can give you

This is really unusual; you know sometimes my seizure medication causes a penis disorder.

by John478392 October 27, 2008

argh deficit disorder

attention deficit disorder: a syndrome formerly thought to affect children only, but now known to also affect adults, that is characterized by frequent, chronic distractibility, and either inattentiveness or hyperactivity (fidgeting).

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

argh deficit disorder: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about attention deficit disorder.

"argh deficit disorder!" - says a pirate

by [e-mail] February 19, 2013

Circular compulsion disorder

For bitches to dress up to attratct males, attend a social venue, then feel compelled to stand in a cricle the whole night and talk to no one and blow off guys-matheu wright

Those girls standing there have a circular compulsion disorder.

by Sananahmad May 25, 2014

I-Attention-Attraction Disorder

Often abbreviated as IAAD. When people (particularly females in general) use social media to express their emotions, and leave it to their friends to ask why they feel the way they do.

Status - "I am shocked and outraged!!!"

Comment - " OMG! Why??"

Comment from the uploader - "*relentless venting of feelings and thoughts to draw attention*"

Jake: Woah, that chick has I-Attention-Attraction Disorder

by Themockingjayfromcandor June 6, 2014

cost affective disorder

An Individual or group of individuals displaying motivations for their behaviors solely based on the acquisition of resources in the most efficient and corporate based manner. What is profitable and 'good for the company' is a metaphor that drives their entire life outlook and moral/social philosophy.

"I swear Tony would sell his own children for the right price, I wonder if he has any emotions at all." "yeah, That new corporate job has given him cost affective disorder"

by duitbrains June 12, 2014