Olympic Obsessive Disorder

A condition in which the person is addicted to things about the Olympics. Otherwise know as "ODD"

John: Do you want to come outside and throw around a baseball or something?

Chris: No, the Olympics are on. I'm going to go and watch that as well as play my Olympic video game, drink from my Olympic cup, and write a story about the Olympics with my Olympic pen and Olympic themed paper.

John: Wow, you suffer from Olympic Obsessive Disorder!

by lightband December 18, 2011

Fight Club Disorder

A condition under which an individual mistakenly believes their life is an extension of the Film "Fight Club"
also,
the delusion that watching "Fight Club" has somehow made them a better person.

Symptoms often include and overuse of the term "Sheeple".

She keeps calling people Sheeple, she must have Fight Club Disorder.

by Tyler Turden July 29, 2013

BPOD(BLACKPINK Obsession Disorder

The BPOD refers to an unhealthy obsession with BLACKPINK so much so that people who get affected by this disorder can't stop making hate tweets/posts about them 24/7! Other symptoms of this disorder include- thinking hating on BLACKPINK is their reason to breathe, their hobby, and their lifestyle! This disorder is usually found in MAMAMOO STANS, GFRIEND STANS, ARMYONCES, BH STANS, YG STANS, BTS STANS, and literally in most fandoms existing. Doctors claim that the only way for you to fix this disorder is to "fuck off" and go get a life!

BPOD(BLACKPINK Obsession Disorder
Those armys have BPOD, always have blackpinks name in their mouth.

by X1Love November 6, 2020

Post Trump Stress Disorder

A neurological disorder and condition that affected Jim Acosta in the 4 years of covering news and correspondence at the White House during the Trump Administration. Symptoms include burns in the butt-hole, rash, and difficulty in coping with Trump crushing criticism of Jim's propaganda. Complications include; ranting all over the news about he suffered during the Trump era, promises not to talk about Trump again but keeps talking about him which shows how its very difficult to get rid of the butt-hole burns Trump has caused him.
Unfortunately, there is no treatment or cure for such condition. However, it's avoidable. Avoid listening to CNN, Jim Acosta, or any libtrad leftist and their propaganda machine.

Jim Acosta: I am suffering from Post Trump Stress Disorder
American People: We don't care.

by TrueVision20 April 4, 2021

Inner Vaginal Dribbling Disorder

IVDD (Inner Vaginal Dribbling Disorder) is a disease in which the vagina constantly releases fluid from the inside.

THERE IS NO FUCKING CURE

Doctor:
Maddam, it seems to me as if you have IVDD, an incurable disease... you will always piss continuously... UNTIL YOU FUCKING DIE

Maddam:
What the fuck is IVDD??

Doctor:
Inner Vaginal Dribbling Disorder

Maddam:
OH FUCK

Doctor:
YEAAAA BITCH, YOUZ GONNA DIE!

Maddam:
FUCK ME IN THE FACE TWICE

Doctor:
TH-DOOSH-DOOSH

Maddam:
FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME!!!

Crab:
Who wants ice-cream???????

by erectism January 10, 2008

Disorganated

A feeling of absolute disorganisation and disorientation to the point where a new word is evented because all else in the world is strange and confusing. Usually brought about by a tremendous wine related hangover

Fiona: Come on Benson let's do your poo's
Benson: woof woof I'm not ready for poo's I shall explore the quarry some more
Fiona: fml i'm so f**king disorganated right now
Benson: woof woof

by Mr.Wordy McWordword September 6, 2014

Enochial Disorder

Enochial Disorder was originally discovered by two colleague studying the ridiculously ugly Enoch M. It soon came to reality that many have been suffering themselves from what was once to be considered a scarcity in society. E.D. is becoming more popular by the day. Children are being stricken with this awful disorder. Symptoms are becoming grossly increased and starting to evolve earlier in its stages. These include dizziness due to interaction with females, decrease or lack of human involvement, increase in imaginary involvement, severe facial distortion (also known as "fugly"), increase in suicidal nature due to lack of friendship, realization of being brought into this world as a mistake, attempting several times to masturbate while crying, and most of all, increased hatred from God. If there is anyone you know that is facing life with this illness please pray for them as we will as well.

We are very sorry that your child has been infected with Enochial Disorder. But we may no longer communicate.

by Mike Drigz December 13, 2008