visual depression

When anything looks depressed or just not satisfying to the eye.

Billy over there lost his phone and is now looking for it like a stupid person, that's visual depression am I right?

by He...hehither April 24, 2018

mileven depression cure

To find the mileven depression cure, you have to binge watch stranger things about 011 or 353 times. It's about eating eggo® waffles while finding Will. If after that you'll not undepressed, watch mileven edits on YouTube so you can cry even more. Actually, there's no cure to the mileven depression. If you really want to know, ask the mind flayer.

I can't find the mileven depression cure, can you open an eggo® box for me?

by itsfinnwolfhardbae February 7, 2018

violent depression sex

The kind of sex that is reserved between a woman and their sexually frustrated neighbor, both parties are vigorously and mercilessly going at it, however they're mid existential crisis at the though of what their life has come to, sat in a somewhat strange mans house, having your ass eaten whilst fearing the wrath of his obese wife breaking down the door.

Such sex involves acts to inflict major harm and discomfort upon each other, such as a foreskin tearing hand job, whilst her mother is in the kitchen, unaware of the task at hand (Pun intended).
Furthermore such an act is later ignored and they go back to awkwardly making compulsory conversation whence they see each other in public, till the time comes again. (Pun, yet again, intended).

"You see the way Catherina and Phil were looking at each other at the shop"?
" Yeah, they've been going at it"
"Phil's wife ain't gonna be impressed that he's been having violent depression sex with her*.

by Decan Gray May 7, 2018

Mileven Depression

Its when you watched the kiss between MIke and EL. You see the way he looks at her. You have watched stranger things over and over again. You are pissed because season 3 doesn't come out until 2019. You screenshot a billion pictures of mileven and have run out of storge. Side effects include crying, suicide, depression and death. You have OCD and a Finn obssesion. You are jealous of MIllie but love her at the same time. It is one of those few times that you ship JIllie so that Millie doesn't steal your man. Only 353 more days until season 3 comes out :).

Health Teacher: Are you okay? Me: NO I AM CURRENTLY SUFFERING FROM MILEVEN DEPRESSION

by strangerthlngies June 5, 2018

night Depression

When you have depression only during the night and when you’re alone

In the morning I’m happy but at night I have night depression

by Hahahahasksk July 12, 2018

Mini depression

A short term problem with the characteristics of depression but you have no idea how you go from your normal self to this state

I have developed a mini depression and I don’t know why

by J Slasher June 2, 2018

Yeast depression

When you don’t get laid because of your yeast infection.

Chloe: Why does Sierra look so sad?
Max: Oh, she didn’t get some dick because of a yeast infection.

Chloe: Aww poor girl, she’s having another yeast depression.

by UnevenSleeves7 December 31, 2018