A donkey for a trade

An expression that refers to someone or something being traded up. An updated and more exotic way of saying "she/he is out of your league."

For example, when walking past an oddly matched couple, you may say, " that guy is a donkey for a trade." donkey trade league expression she/he exotic updated

by Penelope VonLoyder IV October 10, 2018

Swamp Donkey

A Democrat deeply rooted in dirty or underhanded Washington DC politics.

Did you see that new Democratic Congresswoman?
Yeah... I hope she doesn't end up being a swamp donkey...

by PhoenixAscendant April 2, 2019

Donkey skin

The extra skin on a uncircumcised penis

I ask Earl what the extra skin over the head of his penis was, he said that's just my donkey skin.

by Stool hand Luke April 22, 2016

donkey knocker

Used interchangeably with "Donkey Punch-er/-ing/-es". The act of achieving a more pleasant orgasm by switching holes without warning (most believe that a true donk knock must include the element of surprise) and socking your load-bearer with full force to ensure she clenches the sphincter. May also be used post-coitus if she starts bitching about it.

YUP. (*--*) WHAT?

Muthafucker, you owe a new mattress... One tiny fucking donkey knocker and she fucking blows chunks And goes all diarrhea volcano all over my balls.. Good thing you were taping it too- only way to top this is man kept sure that all her friends get a copy.

But seriously dude, replace my fucking sheets.

by Godlovesindustrial January 24, 2018

Slew Donkey

A very ugly girl who thinks shes hawt. Usually lurks around in bars and clubs waitin to sexually assault and take advantage of dumb fuck males who are too drunk to defend themselves. Usually has the name Ashley, but can apply to others who fit the description.

"Man i took that slew donkey home from the bar last night, you know, the one you took home the night before?"

by baconstrips May 21, 2012

donkey weave

Ratchet, cheap 99 cent store weave you catch your black next door neighbor wearing. Also can be decribed as a Keri Hilson weave

Tiesha snatched Brit's donkey weave because she stole her chicken.

by brittneyslut September 28, 2013

Donkey Dropper

A very High Ball, bowled in Cricket
The bowler sends a ball down the crease but lets the ball loose at the top of his swing, resulting in a very high 'full toss' type ball, coming down on the Batsman's head, often a No Ball.
Defined so as it comes out of the sky so fast that if it hit a donkey on the head it would knock it out.

the opposite of a 'P-Roller' which goes along the ground towards the batsman's feet.

'England require four runs to take the game in the ninth over before tea here at Edgbaston. Lilley makes his run up and... Oh No he's sent it high, its a real Donkey Dropper, Brearley has his hands over his head, its coming down fast...with snow on it'

by Mr Cunninglinguist October 5, 2012