donkey express

The steady stream of undesirable female one nights stands that a man encounters because he has no game and/or likes em big.

K-Hops has really been on the donkey express lately, hasn't he?

by Donkeyexpress March 19, 2006

Donkey Kong

An alcoholic beverage consisiting of one part vodka, one part sprite soda, and one part orange juice

Nigga this Donkey Kong is some good shit!

by drunkenARMY January 6, 2009

Donkey Dicking

A form of memeing used by the ancient Egyptians during painting of hieroglyphs. “All the way back to Egyptians who had pictures of them Donkey Dicking”

And here we see an ancient hieroglyph of an Egyptian Donkey Dicking class

by Mr. Slap Da Ho October 10, 2018

donkey dick

(noun) A 24 oz. can of beer. In the same line of slang as "deucer" (22. oz) and "tall boy" (16 oz.) terms for beer sizes.

"I'm headed to the corner store to pick up a donkey dick, want me to grab you a deucer?"

"Nah man, I quit drinking after I found out that 9/11 was an inside job and we're all slaves to rich Jewish bankers."

by Ulvblod ov Fenrir November 2, 2008

Donkey Kong

The definition of a man that has a penis relatively the same size as a donkey's.

"Look at Callum's Donkey Kong!"

by Caleb89 August 29, 2006

Donkey Train

"Donkey Train" shares similiar traits to the Donkey punch yet is a more advanced maneuver requireing a minimun of three participants...to perform said Donkey Train place one female on top of the other in the bent over position start at the bottom and work your way to the top (pile 3 girls high for higher level of dificulty) Once you have reached the top girl perform a Donkey punch on her and "Ride the Donkey Train"

"Last night I Donkey Trained these bitches!"

by JRep March 6, 2010

Donkey Neuralizer Anal Cannon

(DNAC) A more fun way to say: "deoxyribonucleic acid" A.K.A. : DNA while in Biology class.

Kyle, please read sentence number two...BE QUIET, CHILDREN! okay, kyle, go ahead" "donkey neuralizer anal cannon is a neuralizing anal cannon that contains the genetic instructions used in the development and functioning of all known living orgasms with the exception of some viruses." "GO TO I.S.S. KYLE

by Gothkid13 November 30, 2010