chooties

Scabbs in a mans "special place"

OMG you hav chooties...now im not gonna sleep with u

by kaboose April 28, 2006

Coot

Noun. A good looking girl

That is some coot over there

by DocLove December 11, 2006

CooterBatalion

When lots of vaginas attack you at once!

HELP! Get my penis out of this Cluster of CooterBatalion!

by cootscoot September 26, 2006

coot

(slang)- of great shock value.

See definition #8

Commonly used in conjunction with "dang" and "night" for more emotional emphasis.

8 Dollars? Coot night that's like a dollar an hour!

(after taking a shot of liquor) Coooooooooooot dang that hits hard!

Cooooooooooooot night that cop is pulling me over!

Coooooooooot dang my wife wants me to stop drinking and go home.

by Turd_Ferguson_Poops February 28, 2009

coot

a lady who smells like horseradish and oatmeal. A Russian word orginated by a toothless tramp who couldnt afford tampons.

OMG, do you smell that? Theres definately a coot around.

by Jessicaisfuckingawesome Mary December 11, 2006

cooter

The Fat roll on a womens belly when you are fucking the shit out of her from behind you can see it hanging like a flat tire.

Did you see her cooter when he was fucking the shit out of her ass.

by DH34 December 28, 2005

coot boot

to kick a female in the cooter.

"After she slapped me i gave her a good coot boot."

by Fenske2009 February 19, 2009