National choke a bitch day

Grab a bitch by a throat and choke em
February 1-29

Me: grabs girl by throat
Girl: Why did you do that!!!
Me:its national choke a bitch day duh

by Pussyfucker10000 February 13, 2020

Double-choke

When you hit your joint and then deep throat your partner causing you to double-choke.

The hubby and I got into a fight during "shark week" I agreed to make up sex but I didn't know he meant right then. So as I hit my joint, he made me double-choke!

by SithKitten by Darthvaporess March 29, 2021

Bone Choker

A person that, when giving a hand job, grabs and or squeezes the boner too tightly, usually to the point of pain

Emily is a Bone Choker, so bad that the pain made me go soft.

by Yepyepboio18 October 8, 2021

Spicy Coke

Methamphetamines, aka pop rocks, Scooby snacks, high speed chicken feed, speed, the stuff that helped Ricky Bobby beat the Pierre guy, the stuff, biker coffee, ice, quartz, meth

George: Hey guy, you know where I could get some Spicy Coke?
Some guy(not a rat): Yeah I got you, 8 ball for 100? *pulls out bag*
George: That’s a niiiiiiice boulder

George then spent the rest of his life talking like Boomhauer

by bro george dude March 18, 2022

Carolina Chokejob

When your cousin is deep throating you, and everything is going great, then she gags and vomits everywhere, ruining the whole experience, much like the North Carolina Tarheels in the 2021-2022 Men’s College Basketball National Championship game vs Kansas.

Cousin MaryLou and I snuck into the tornado cellar and she pulled down my drawers and started suckin. Man it felt good but then she got too far down there and gagged, spewing all over my clothes and dick. Now I have to go to family dinner smelling like vomit. Ruined everything that day. Did not want a Carolina Chokejob.

The Tarheels were also up 16 on the Jayhawks and blew that lead. Ended up losing. Ruined everything.

by TheBreeziest April 4, 2022

e choke sha

when something bad happened to someone and your happy it did or you js wanted it to happen to them

"I lost my phone"
"E choke sha"

by dalomuncher April 5, 2023

Park Coke

Low grade, cheap cocaine usually cut with low grade dilutant cutting agents such as meat tenderizer, boric acid, laxitatives or laundry detergent.

Kendall: “Where did you get this?”
Greg: “It’s from a connection in the park”.
Kendall: “Park coke? I’m doing park coke? Are you fucking kidding me?”. That is just perfect. I’ll be lucky if I have any nostrils left after this”.

by E. Barlow June 29, 2023