Cream Machine

A cream colored A6 2.7 turbo that resides at Audi Academy in Arizona. Dubbed after the graduating class of June 15th 2007.

Jose: hey pull in the cream machine
Jason: hell yah I love that thing

by Hose B June 30, 2007

Ice Cream

The Gayest term for a blowjob of all time.

The two fags of the party had Ice Cream.

by 1rock October 9, 2009

Cream On The Chocolate Ice Cream

When Yall Having Anal and u pleasure her so much she shits on your dick and you bust a nut at the same time

Bruh last night my bae was over and we put the cream on the chocolate ice cream damn that shit made me feel sick

by BigCJimmy December 6, 2019

cream wafer

A dangerously homosexual individual.

"Mmm, thth pair of micro-shorth make my ath look thekthy."

"Don't touch me, cream wafer!"

by Tine July 1, 2006

Cod cream

Warm lotion whipped up by hand from the penis and applied to a womans face.
See butakke

Joyce loved to have Cod Cream spread on her face.

by Mossy October 23, 2003

Cream Note

Any note that is played or sung that causes a person male or female to cream him or herself. Originally thought to be a myth until recent studies, which have proven that a certain tone or note can cause creaming of ones self. The most common notation for the cream note are F# and G for the saxophone. The song most commonly known for containing multiple cream notes is Canon by Johann Pachelbel, which consists of a total of 23 cream notes. The cream note is known by many as la crème, creamtastic, creamgasma, and more traditionally crème de la crème. In 2007 President Bush passed the Underage Cream Act, which banned playing or listing of the cream note by any persons under the age of 18.

Dude i totaly hit that Cream Note i think i even creamed myself.
you know when you play that Cream note the ladies are just going to Cream themselves.
Wow when the band Screamin Semen and the Vag Pag hit that creme note i was so glad i brought extra pants.

by Alex "Alfonso" Hill September 10, 2007

Cream Corn

The act of one putting a corn kernel in the hole of a penis and pushing it far into the tip. Then a girl blows the penis and then the man cums and thus makes cream corn.

Last night Jim and I had cream corn.

by christ is not jesus May 27, 2011