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courtney coxers

ave been wearing the same courtney coxers for a week now
by jordyDful December 29, 2009
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courtney love

1.eww it's courtney love

2.what idoits retardedly mistake the talented brody dalle for...
by blah November 11, 2004
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courtesy suck

Oral sex, usually a blow job, that's initiated by someone as a kindly or courteous gesture. A courtesy suck can also refer to a woman who allows someone who's obsessed by her breasts to suckle her nipples as a courteous gesture - term coined by Mark Hänser of Boston, MA.

Synonyms: courtesy fuck, pity-fuck
1.Josh was such a pathetic dork, but after he blew his paycheck taking Monica out to dinner and a movie, Monica took pity on him - she found Josh's puppy-dog crush on her oddly endearing - and gave him a blow job. But it was purely a courtesy suck; she had no intention of swollowing, let alone letting him cum in her mouth.

2. Mike was so obsessed by Aurelianne's massive, pillow-y breasts and she, in turn, was so flattered by his attention to them that she allowed him to suckle her nipples while he carressed his manhood - a courtesy suck.
by Victor Felix September 27, 2005
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court jester

a silly sex act:

1. a man tells a women he's about to ejaculate but henceforth urinates in her vaginal cavity
2. repeat step one in rectum.
3. repeat step one in oral cavity.

4. finally, proclaim to said female

"YOU'VE JUST BEEN COURT JESTERED, BITCH!"
phill: "how was last night?"
wes: "awesome man, I court jestered that bitch!"
phill: "sick dude."
by Dr. J Weinberg September 5, 2009
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Courtney love

1)The worst thing you can ever be called 2) the killer of grunge
you fucking courtney love
omg what wouldve happened to the music industry had it not been for courtney love
by Tony W gromit October 16, 2008
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courtesy friend

Someone you may or may not have met who asks to be your friend or contact on a social networking site, such as Facebook. Out of social obligation, you are compelled to accept the invitation, but you end up hardly or never communicating with the person anyway.
Jim is just a courtesy friend. We went to high school together, and I vaguely remember him being a total loser. I didn't want to insult him, so I just accepted his LinkedIn invitation. I'll just silently unfriend him in a month or so, and he probably won't bother me again.
by Shiran Pasternak November 2, 2008
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courtesy question

an inquiry under selfish pretense...where the poser of the question is only truly interested in reciprocation so that they may expound upon their experiences.
carissa: how was your weekend?

tim: not bad...yours?

carissa: oh my gosh! i went to the mall on friday...where i got a new dress because i was invited to this wedding on sunday...but saturday night i got way too drunk with my friends from college...we went to this bar downtown that had martinis for $4...so on sunday i was really hung over........

tim (under his breath): fuckin' courtesy question
by dope boy diesel October 8, 2008
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