Couching

Couching (verb): When you go to a show or the club and sprawl out on 3 seats (or more) as if it's a couch, and every time you move, the seat goes up and down, causing a distinct noise. Couching is highly disruptive to other's viewing and general enjoyment. True couching is defined by the noise that is made from the couch which is disruptive and annoying, causing participants in the general area to exclaim comments of irritation.

"ohhhhh damn, Mike be couching it AGAIN and it's killing my vibe."

by Strictly Handjobs January 23, 2016

if the couch is rockin’, don’t come knockin’

a quote about having fun from emily in 401

me: what are you doing tonight?
emily: a guy from mutual is coming over!
me: oh cool!

emily: if the couch is rockin’, don’t come knockin’!

by strawberryshortcake9 September 3, 2020

Fiend on the couch

Someone with a high level of awareness & wisdom in a particular field or fields that you have handy to test products for you and provide critical feedback to help you come to an educated decision

Crack dealers back in the day typically do not partake of their product or a neighboring competitors product to test it's quality.. so they give it to their fiend on the couch

by MacWhite7 May 12, 2024

Couch

An enduring or pleasureable defanition where the word is used when expressing how great somthing was or is. The couch is the hallmark of all hang out sesh with your friends. The relaxing place after work or school. The peace of playing a video game.

Suitable substitutes for words like; awsome, pissy, dope, good, delicious, fun, clutch

Delicious: Bro that sandwich was couch.

Awsome, Pissy, Dope: That was couch...That shit was couch bro...

Good, Fun, Clutch: Man this day was couch...This was a really couch day...The day could have been more couch...

by Khailen October 25, 2025

Fuzzard's Couch

When a person and their couch have become a couple after years of a person sleeping on their couch and "sleeping" with their couch.

Don't touch that couch. That's a Fuzzard's couch.

by Staichen March 30, 2024

Couching

Couching is when you sit or lay on a couch and do nothing. It's also a sport.

"I won yesterdays couching competition!"

by The Queen Of Rainbows December 9, 2016

whooping couch

A mental condition caused by low self esteem where you’re too depressed or lazy to do anything else.

The guy had such a severe case of whooping couch nobody saw him for weeks.

by CK Medical November 3, 2023