your potato is fully cooked

Slang: for when someone has ended up in a tricky situation.

Your rent is due and you just bet 5000 Dollars on dog races?!?! YOUR POTATO IS FULLY COOKED!

by Dunn96 November 28, 2021

Cook Islands

Cook Islands is a place that is apart of New Zealand. It is a multitude of Islands, and has a population of 17,500. It is located in Oceania, and the other places New Zealand owns are Tokelau and Niue. I am having an existential crisis that I lost my old Urban Dictionary account and have to wait 29 days to get it back on my dead email address. Did you know, that Cook Islands has its own currency!

Person 1: Omg can I cook at Cook Islands?!!?!?!???!?!?
Person 2: No, it's literally just a name. I hate you. You'd probably mistake this flag🇨🇰 for Australia too. I hate you.
Person 1: waaah :(

by tally hall enthusiast August 4, 2023

Perfectly Cooked

Whenever you see someone of the Indian race you must observe that they have been perfectly cooked by god's oven.

Ohh, there goes Sid. He's a perfectly cooked one.

by SidP25 January 18, 2022

Cooked

Basically another way of saying I’m screwed or in a bad situation; hopeless

I’m fucking cooked for this test bro

by the og ladibug May 7, 2024

Platty cooks

Lethal strain that makes you tweak and geek.

"mate platty cooks is telling me aliens in UFOs built sham castle"

by Jando22 March 18, 2025

Cooked

altered dishonestly; falsified.

"as the result of cooked books, stock prices soared"

by Arminkshipper April 6, 2025

Emily cook

Emily cook is a petite jellyfish but can easily turn into alpha. Emily cook is also known as a sneaky pookie who likes touching feet under tables.

Emily cook stop touching me!
You’re not as quiet as I thought Emily cook

by JellyfishCurls303 May 27, 2024