cock-o-pops

Tasty cereal mentioned in GTA:San Andreas

Start your day with a mouth full of cock

by Notoriousdoc May 20, 2005

cock-vomit

An organic fluid that usually contains spermatozoa. It is secreted by the gonads (sexual glands) and other sexual organs of male or hermaphroditic animals for fertilization of female ova. The process of discharge is called ejaculation; skeet; jizz; baby-potion; spunk

Jane: "You got cock-vomit in my hair again!"
Bill: "Sorry, I was aiming for the Kleenex. I Swear."

by Trent Schoneweis August 4, 2007

cock guiding

the exact opposite of a cock block.
helping your good friends get some

Dude Nick thanks for helping me hook up Kaitlyn. You are so good at cock guiding. You are so not Bennett.

No problem Erik.

by Scotty and Nick January 2, 2008

cock mania

A large gathering of cocks in which the cocks duke it out to see who's cock can become top cock.

Call Andy and see if he wants to attend cock mania this week.

by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008

Cock Squad

Crew of idiotic young suburban males. Usually dressed to the nines in the finest apparel Abercrombie and Eagle has to offer. Invariably rude and condescending. Individuals rarely separate from the squad proper, preferring the safety of their collective to the crushing anxiety of social interaction sans-clique. They can be spotted with either butch-waxed, buzzed or Fagotty Andy ragdoll hair, and, sometimes Lacrosse gear. Be warned, if invited to a party, they will finish all alcoholic beverages on the premises, then puke all over your mothers macrame work. The moniker "cock squad" finds its truest expression in the bareback anal orgies that frequently follow a night's drinking. All-around fun guys. A real bunch of asshole amigos.

"Break out the Natty Ice and hide your brothers. The cock squad is en route to this social gathering, me hardies."

by The Blue Avenger March 6, 2009

Cock Salute

Whilst standing at attention, instead of raising your straightened hand to your eyebrow, or tip of you hat, you lower it to the tip of your woman pleaser. A great way to show respect amongst other bros, or in the military, a way of disrespecting a female officer.

EX.1: LT Garcia got pretty pissed when I gave her the cock salute this morning on the pier, damn bitch got me on extra duty now.

EX.2: As you approach Ron Jeremy, the only true way to show your respects is to render a cock salute, and carry on your day.

by seed323 February 25, 2010

Cock Wan

After the UK celebrity stylist Gok Wan. Someone who praises women's clothes and hair to simply to get into their underwear.

Dude, listen to him saying he likes that girls hair. He just wants to bone her. He's a real Cock Wan.

by swellyeah December 1, 2009