Mermaid Clock

A given time before you realize that you wanna bone a female that you don't have any sexual or romantic feelings towards, even the most unattractive chick you see daily can in-fact have a "Mermaid Clock"

Dave: "yo look at jessica ?" Cam: " yeah she's ugly asf" Dave: "dude wait until she hits her mermaid clock"
Cam: "what's that dude? Dave: "It's when you hang around her so much you start wanting to bone her even if you don't have physical attraction towards her"

by HeyWOod_JablOmE June 27, 2021

Drippin' Cocks

Chickens with D R I P

Yo you see dem chickens... look at dat drip
Yeah, they do be drippin' cocks

by PPFatCox February 13, 2022

Counter clockwise rim job

When you look up rim job on xvideos but your feeling a lot more frisky and decide to look up counter clockwise rim job instead.

Porn addict 1: what’s your favorite thing to masturbate too?
Porn addict 2: counter clockwise rim jobs.
Porn addict 3: what the fuck is wrong with you?
Porn addict 2: sometimes I like seeing the tounge go the other way ):

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 12, 2023

douche o'clock

For every retail outlet and fast food joint, theres an hour of trade where all the douche bags walk through the door.

Usually late at night, Muzza's and guido's alike usually make there way into supermarkets as a last ditch effort to buy smokes and withdraw excessive amounts of money, displaying an inflated feeling of self worth, rudeness and arrogance.

Check out chick # 1 : " Oh, no.. it's 10pm. "

Check out chick # 2 : " Bro?? "

Douche Bag : " Bro, bro.. (excessive tapping on counter.) I want smokes, bro. "

Check out chick # 1 : " on the card, any cash out? "

Douche Bag : " (grunting) no. "

Check out chick # 1 : ok, thats $10... "
Douche Bag : " $400 out........... Fuck. Don't. Listen.

Check out chick # 1 : " 10:15, yep douche o'clock "

by Sabintron3030 March 13, 2010

Piss on the Clock

When you take a piss before you punch out at work.

Employee #1: Hey man, want me to punch you out?
Employee #2: No man I'm gonna take a piss on the clock.

by ASSMANIA!ASSMANIA! July 30, 2011

Rage O Clock

A word that implies that it is time to party or to start partying.

Lets head over to that party now. It's Rage O Clock!

by KlynchxAP August 22, 2011

Whine O'Clock

Exactly the same as Wine O'Clock but accompanied by bitching about your Career, your partner or the weather on Facebook or other social network.

What a shitty day, it's definitely whine O'Clock.

by pseudonym not found September 29, 2011