anti-chris

An adjective used to describe every character except Chris on Everybody Hates Chris.

Dad: Good morning son.
Chris: Good morning anti-chris, I mean Dad.
Dad: What did you say to me, faggot?
Chris: Nothingdadpleasedontbeatme

by Ronald Bringus Ph.D. October 26, 2015

john and chris

two fuckin assholes that should be a couple because nobody fuckin likes them ...
chris a straight up hood bitch and a crazy bitch and john is a straight up fuckin asshole and a huge fuckin creep with starring problems....
they should be together cuz it just makes fuckin sense

those fuckin asshole ...john and chris should be together ...

by aye.9903619 March 7, 2017

National Dirty Chris Day

October 21st is a day where we celebrate dirty chris’s outlandish shenanigans such as being a felon and sex offender

“did you hear about dirty chris beating up my grandma on national dirty chris day?”

“yeah he does that lmao”

by dirty chris lover 33 October 18, 2019

Riding in Cars with Bok Choys

A burger served with bok choy

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Riding in Cars with Bok Choys, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

chris hardwick

often seen on the station G4, also a main character in house of 1000 corpses, whenever you see him on t.v. and film, you must put your hands in the air, and in a high pitch voice scream "doctor Satan, doctor Satan bwaaaaaa" then take a shot, or pound a beer.

Chris hardwick was on AOTS again, "doctor Satan, doctor Satan bwaaaaa!" *chugs a beer*

by destructicus December 27, 2011

Chris Brown-Eye

An asshole heavily bruised and beaten from anal sex.

The secretary explained to me that she ended up with a Chris Brown-Eye after a night of rump shakin and sodomy.

by Skebs January 27, 2010

chris bag

the most heinous form of human life. all forms of "bag" blended into to one toxic, atrocious, abominable low life. the highest level of "baggery" in existence. level of "bags" in order from least to worst: dirt bag, sleeze bag, douche bag, scum bag, chris bag

Wow, he really hit rock bottom... a genuine chris bag.

by Ralfie McGuilicuttey October 25, 2010