minty chode

A fresh dick that is wide but small

Hey guys look at cale over there he has a minty chode.

by Minty guy May 22, 2023

Chode gas

When you wank so rapidly your cum gets vapourized by the friction and it turns into gas

Last night whilst I wank to Danny devito I accidently chode gasted and I inhaled it in through my nostrils it was good

by Iluvdannydevito December 29, 2019

Chode Garage

Noun

"Chode Garage" aka a gay guy's butthole, anus, or ass when a chode is rammed into it.

One gay guy rammed his penis into the other guys "Chode Garage."

by dats2dope January 4, 2010

chode-smoker

Someone who orally engages a 'chode' (A Penis thats wider than it is long)

Jamie Cullam is such a chode-smoker.

by Konatone March 10, 2004

Chode Red

A chode that has been rubbed raw via constant hand motions or fierce licking... or Cody B. Sometimes a Chode Red can even be caused by harmful chaffing. Sand paper has even been known to cause a few Chode Reds in my day.

Chode Red gave his dad a Chode Red last night. His dad loved it... and he loved doin it! mmmm Chode Red! :P

by The Invasion of Asians! September 16, 2008

chode cheese

the slimy, greenish-yellow residue that accumulates between your ball-sack and your leg that smells like fat bastards asshole

i washed the chode cheese off my leg this morning when i showered

by anonymous February 8, 2004

chode biscuit

The pasty substance made with powder after a sweaty day that is found on a man's chode.

My chode biscuits always stain my underwear in the summertime.

by Niecee May 12, 2006