chicken rob

A man with a very thin skin, incredibly fragile ego, who is known to also have a micropenis. These traits create severe insecurity issues along with severe vindictiveness and anger management problems, which are often exposed and intensified when the person is excluded from fun group events. These individuals frequently act out with fits of vengeful rage and unintelligible rants.

Mike: "Hey Steve, sorry, but I don't have any room left on my yacht for this weekend's party."
Steve: "Well fuck you, Steve! I hate you and I'm going to sneak onto your boat , shit on it, and then sink it!!!"
Mike: "Don't be such a Chicken Rob, dude."

by butlerthelawyer December 8, 2017

Chislic

Meat put on a stick, deep fried or grilled. Typically lamb, but also can be beef or deer... or really anything. Suppose could use squirrel. Sprinkle with garlic salt. Served with soda crackers. Sold by the dozen or half dozen. Typical bar or fair food.

Dude, I ate like 2 dozen chislic at the fair this year... Delish!

by EverClearJack August 20, 2013

Chizoba

A sexy Nigerian princess, can be aggressive but has a very beautiful personality. She can be quiet but always has a very talkative side to her. Anyone who has a Chizoba in her life is very lucky especially if you are her mansss.

I need a Chizoba in my life

by Cool Potato May 8, 2019

Chinese Chair

If someone says they have a Chinese chair then they are saying they are up for a threesome.

"If she says she has a Chinese chair you call me. I want in on that."

by ThreesomeLady May 25, 2018

Pimp chimpin

A “movement” for when your with the boys and ur chillin y’all are pimp chimpin.

Jack: “Yo what’s up John.”
John: ”yo the boys are here we pimp chimpin in here bro you should come over.”

by G pizzup February 24, 2020

Chick Gapping

The female form of manspreading (the practice whereby a man adopts a sitting position with his legs wide apart, particularly in a public place).

"I was trying to mind my own business on the subway this morning, but the woman across from me was chick gapping like she was Sharon Stone".

by The Triple Wide July 15, 2017

Hair Child

the drain clog caused by a mess of pubes and jizz

It's only safe to remove your own Hair Child from the shower -- and it's the right thing to do after a long shower

by kmfrayed April 29, 2012