death chain

A "death chain" is the act of posting comments that say bad things will happen to you unless you send this particular message out to X many people in a certain time span.

Example death chain:
Idiot42552: If you don't send this to 5 of your friends within 48 hours you will have 20 years of bad luck and will never get laid.

by weylin42189723 May 19, 2008

texas chainsaw massacre

When you're dicking a girl while she is on her period and as you pull out for an almighty final thrust you see blood all over your dick and gushing out of her.

Me "I was dicking your mum as usual and didn't know she was on her period!"
You "What why were you dicking my mum?!"
Me "Fuck that I texas chainsaw massacred her"
You "What does that mean"
ME "I got blood all over my dick and got the fuck out of there!"

by Beansytein the third March 9, 2018

dm chain

a conversation held via DM to the extent of which so that it can be considered a dm chain, instead of a sparse dm everynowandthenkindathing

“Bro sammy and I had a dm chain for 2 mfing days”

by mintyfreshmatto August 4, 2019

Submerged Soviet Chainsaw

If you are poor, this is a better way to get penis enlargement. It's almost like a ritual. A man and a woman must be underwater, for it is mandatory. While you two are underwater, you get into a 69 position vertically. Before the both of you do anything, you must salute to the all mighty Soviet leader, Joseph Stalin. After this, the woman yanks the man's penis multiple times as if she was starting a chainsaw, usually within the range of 25-40 times. Between the the flow of water and the aggressive stroke of the woman, the man's penis will be guaranteed 2 more inches.

Mikhail: Sex life is not good. We do Submerged Soviet Chainsaw.

Helga: Yes. We make sex life better.

by Windowlicker69420 May 7, 2018

Kicking the chain

Verb/ adjective when someone is relaxing or when something is really awesome

I’m just kicking the chain. That party was kicking the chain

by Shelab June 17, 2018

on the chain

Not cool, bad. The opposite of off the chain.

Dude, that party sucked! It was on the chain!

by ElvisLives200 September 16, 2005

Chainsaw Noob

A person who is new to tha Xbox 360 game "Gears of War" and therefore uses the chainsaw to gat all of their kills.

if that fuckin chainsaw noob sneaks up on me one more time im giving him a bad review :(

by conebone69 February 6, 2007