carpet muncher

lesbian who eats other woman out.

lexi is such a fucking carpet muncher

by ooffkjasdofkjpafdfgfdhgfhjfghj February 12, 2022

carpet crack

Someone with a hairy anus/taint.

Don’t let Joe bend over, he’s got a real carpet crack

by maxreboband October 21, 2020

Human Red Carpet

A team of midgets it red morph suits let you step on them where you go

“HIGHLY recommend this whole ‘Human Red Carpet’ thing. I just feel so superior walking on red carpet wherever I go.”

by Futt Bucker69 September 27, 2020

carpet beanbag

The state of feeling so hight the carpet feels like a squishy beanbag.

Guy 1: "Dude what if you put a carpet and a beanbag together"
Guy 2: "Bro that's already a thing, it's called a carpet beanbag! come get lit with me and I'll show you!"

by MaxAndrewBrotonluv69 November 30, 2016

Carpet Grabbers

a nickname for feet

“Woah bro, get those carpet grabbers away from me”

by haroldeddystyles June 11, 2022

carpet muncher

it has the same defition of some one who likes to lick other people out

personaly i not a big fan of carpet muncher im more of a cock sucking person .... does that make me gay ? of im going to go drink my cum now :D

by Mr Shar December 28, 2008

Carpet Shark

A cat getting underfoot and circling your legs, usually in the kitchen, or living room.

Damn carpet shark's always in the way!

by Glow Poet February 12, 2025