Cape Canaveral

(v) Flatulence conducted into an upholstered cushion followed by a swift exit of the flatulator to another room; thus giving a gas contrail resembling a rocket being launched from Cape Canaveral, Florida.

Jack and Diane are sitting on their loveseat when Diane suddenly heads for the bathroom.

Jack: "...are you ok?"
*Door Slams*
Diane: (grunting) "Yep, we're good."

Jack begins to smell what Diane dittied all over the place. As he looked towards the bathroom in disgust, he noticed paint peeling off the walls on the way to the bathroom.

Jack: "Damn it Diane, You Cape Canaveraled me again. Now I have to put stainless steel on the walls."

by cjax January 20, 2013

candy cane

When you put cocaine in a hole in the filter of the cigarette or mix it in with the tobacco, based on preference.

Hey man, wanna toke on this candy cane i just loaded?

by Livin in Rebellion June 17, 2009

candy cane

Another slang term for a gay person.

Other similar terms: fruitcake, poptart, gumdrop, homo, and so on..

by hereandthere May 17, 2003

irish candy cane

When:

a girl periods into a man's mouth

the man comes in her mouth

they kiss

"i just had an irish candy cane with this chick last night"

by a non oh mess June 2, 2009

candy cane

a prop used to dance sexully at a skool dance

Dannii used a candy cane to get her freak on.

by Say & Day December 13, 2003

candy cane

The guys busts in a clear cup, he bits the girls clit and makes her bleed into the cup, then you swirl it around and drink it.

"I had the best candy cane last night"

by ac March 2, 2004

candy cane

A person who is half of European descent, and half of Native American descent. Coming from the fact that they'd be part white, part red man, like a candy cane.

Yo, candy cane!

by Doukie February 23, 2009