Canadian History

A Mountie with a Granny Fetish

My porn-addict friend is 'totally' into Canadian History. OK.. it's not really a friend.

by nottomwaits February 5, 2010

Canadian Bacon

The best fucking thing ever

Me:I FUCKING <3 CB(CANADIAN BACON)

by SDI Clover April 15, 2010

Canadian Tuxedo

Sterotypical term referring to how everything in Canada is below everythign in America by saying that an American is to Canada as a tuxedo is to a jean jacket.

Hey, look at that guy's Canadian tuxedo, he thinks he's all bad!

by B-Jax June 27, 2004

Canadian History

Performing the act of sex known in America as "doggie "style, but in Canada as "moose" style while in the snow, yelling "ey" instead of "O", while at the same time giving your parnter a maple syrup enema.

In a 2009 article in The Beaver, Canadian History was reported as one of Prime Minister Stephen Harpers favorite past times.

by Kid Kracker Jack February 5, 2010

Canadian kiss

The action of performing a sexual act on either a male or female that involves oral sex generally the anal area

When he was going down on me ,to my surprise he gave me a Canadian kiss.

by Sewer brownie December 17, 2015

Greasy Canadian

A sexual interaction when the male rubs his head of hair on a girls moist vagina. Then stands up and says "feels good, eh?"

Used in foreplay.

Dude, i totally pulled a greasy canadian with becky. And i was greasy enough to make a mohawk!

by teavepeware69 July 19, 2010

The Canadian Factor

The Canadian Factor is what you say when something is messed up by Canadians either but not knowing how to spell, taking hockey in gym to seriously, being excessively dumb.

Will- "Nick were going to play hockey today in Gym."
Nick- "Nice I hope I can hit the girls they seem like some giant sissy's."
Will- "There is the Canadian factor again, I need to find new friends."

by William7606 August 28, 2010