Soft cactus

A penis that doesn't have hair

I had sex with a soft cactus

by Big or pe May 22, 2020

Soft cactus

A penis with no hair

I had sex with a soft cactus last night

by Big or pe May 22, 2020

Lewis Cactus

twitter sensation and niall moran’s worst nightmare

“who is bendy’s father again?”

“his name is Lewis Cactus”

by lewis3i May 28, 2020

Cazare Caciulata

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by cazare-Caciulata October 21, 2020

Watermelon Cactus

A name for a band that I wanted in 5th grade but none of my friends liked it so then I got mad at them. I immediately forgave them, but it is the reason that I left the band. It wasn't serious though. I was a dumb kid.

Me: Can we have the band called Watermelon Cactus?
Friends: That sucks, no!

by skulls_n_roses November 17, 2020

Bumhole Cactus

Variety of cactus, almost certain to cause immense pain upon any interaction. Visual contact or distant sound from a Bumhole Cactus can trigger immediate physical response. Pain triggers particular in the sphincter region, sexual organs may recede. Prolonged exposure will result in questioning reasons for living.

First day and the Bumhole Cactus was asking for new shit.

by The Real Talkie Toaster February 9, 2021

Chicken cacciaboreia

A boring take on the classic italian dish chicken cacciatore which means hunters chicken in italian. This dish becomes co opted through use of boring ingredients such as watered down tomato soup and peas as opposed to homemade tomato sauce and fresh garlic.

We went to "la chinzy assholis ristorante" last night

I had the chicken cacciaboreia with a side of pasta

by 4realazitgits March 19, 2021