Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins

An Emily

Emily Gagnon is such a "Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins"

by Jimbo Anvil March 3, 2011

cutting

When you can't afford quality weed but you can afford a sharp knife.

Smoking weed is less lethal for you then cutting is. Therefore, you should choose smoking weed over cutting because if you cut the wrong artery or lose 30% of your blood, you can go into cardiac arrest. Weed makes you hungry and tired and makes your eyes redden. Which would you choose?

by IAmRonPaul April 7, 2014

Cottonmouth

A thick layer of white substance that covers most of your tongue if you're a long-term marijuana user. Causes reduced effectiveness of tastebuds and poor oral hygiene.

"Your tongues's rottin' out from cottonmouth, when you're so dependent on weed you end up spendin' a G in the vending machine."

Been smoking for too long, really bad cottonmouth.

by jwrs50 October 24, 2011

Cutting my grass

When someone tries to take over your drug dealing business. They go to your custees and try to sell them their shit.

Brian is going to get the shit kicked out of him! He's cutting my grass!

by anonimous June 17, 2006

cotton headed ninny mugger

(Noun) Elf that is bad at making toys and or other elf qualities.

I can't make that many toys! Face it, I'm a cotton headed ninny mugger

by Sarah and Molly August 4, 2008

pick a bale of cotton

Originally an innocent folk song, pick a bale of cotton is a racist folk song about black people, most likely slaves, picking cotton.

Gonna jomp down, turn around, pick a bale of cotton. Jump down turn around, pick a bale a day!

by TheReindeerInsideYourHead December 2, 2013

Cotton Eye Joe

Deep throating a guy so he cums straight down your throat.

"Where did he come from? where did he go? Where did he come from, cotton eye Joe"

She doesnt like the taste of cum so she 'Cotton eye Joe's' so she doesn't have to taste it.

by Yadatonk June 30, 2019