Keaton's Birthday

Whenever the weather is gloomy, windy and possibly even a rainy. This weather is called Keaton's birthday. All things to do with bright and happiness are not aloud on this day.

Person 1: Look at the fucking weather
Person 2: Keaton's birthday obviously
Person 1: OMG I feel depressed already

by RealAmericanNinja October 26, 2011

birthaversary

A misspelled concatenation of "birthday" and "anniversary", primarily used by illiterate slobs.

Happy Birthaversary to my sweet BFF!

by GrammerCat January 9, 2009

Hungarian Birthday Bash

The act of having sexual intercourse with a pregnant woman,who is in the act of labor,when you yourself,pose as a doctor,deliver the baby,then put it back in the woman's vagina,head first.Then have sexual intercourse with the baby inside the womans vagina.

That's as messed up as a Hungarian Birthday Bash.

by Doinyourmom. January 14, 2011

Birth Control Poster Boy

Kids who dont belong on the face of the earth and appear on birth control commercials

Eric Fishel should be a Birth Control Poster Boy because hes so fuckin ugly and half-retarded looking

by True to my Roots July 7, 2003

birthday month

Due to scheduling conflicts and belated responses, when gifts continue to be given in recognition of ones birthday over a lengthy period of time, sometimes as much as a month or more. A really great occurrence that stretches ones birthday perks out indefinitely.

Mike: hey, why did the boss buy your lunch today?

Sue: For my birthday.

Mike: I thought your birthday was last week?

Sue: it was, but it's my birthday month.

by Pamann April 21, 2011

Catholic Birth Control

Having anal sex as a way of birth control.

I don't want to burn in hell for using a condom, lets use catholic birth control.

by D Man! February 3, 2012

Birthday deal

A Birthday deal is where a woman agrees to have sex with a man, but only once a year.. On his birthday.

"But what about the birthday deal?" Say's Matt
"Damn it! You've got me!" Says Kelly ann

by Supermanxx123 March 18, 2008