Brown-Hawking 

the art of talking mad shit over the internet.

man, why you brown-hawking that dude?

Brown-Hawking by Saort May 11, 2011

Brown's Law 

Brown's Law: As the actions of an individual become more absurd, lacking in common sense, or otherwise inexplicable, the probability that alcohol was involved approaches 1 (100%).

Invoking Brown's Law is often preceded by the phrase "Dude, hold me beer."

Brown's Law by WhereMuhBeer July 1, 2011

Brown Handle 

The smearing of shit on somebodys door handle

Woody made Alex so angry for ignoring his phone calls and being such a douche that he shit on his front porch and wiped some of it on the door handle in an attempt to get back at him, thus giving him a brown handle.

Brown Handle by MJ2445 July 8, 2011

brown ankled

waking up with your foot up someone's arse and having not the faintest idea of how it got there

"Hello Sven, I see your new boyfriend is limping quite badly this morning"
"Yes, I'm afraid that we both had too much to drink last night and somehow I brown ankled him"

brown ankled by Daniel le Cont October 29, 2011

Brown Satchel 

Tying your large intestine around your penis and trying to take a shit. Usually done while having sexual intercourse with a partner but can be done solo.

Ayy boii lemme give yo girl a Brown Satchel
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Brown Satchel by E.M.R.T. November 6, 2012

brown mosquito 

A long squeeky fart. Kinda sounds like a high pitched mosquito sound. Must have great muscle control and concentration to pull it off

Whoa,sounds like there's a brown mosquito in here!

brown mosquito by brown_mosquito May 25, 2014

brown tears

1. A drop of brown fluid secreted by the anal gland and diffused between the brown-eye and butt-cheeks to moisten the anus and facilitate bowel evacuation.

2. A secretion of profuse tears that overflow from the brown-eye and dampen güche/sphincter and/or surrounding area(s).

Fuck me, after eating Mexican last night my brown-eye shed a few brown tears.

brown tears by Don McGueef May 26, 2014