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The Winter Break Challenge

Attempting to masturbate as many times as physically possible before your dick falls off, during the time between fall and spring semester.
Guy 1: "Just finished my last final!"
Guy 2: "Let The Winter Break Challenge BEGIN!"
Guy 1: "Already jerked one out on the way over."
by otterpark May 15, 2014
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If he cant break bread he fake

When someone (usually your friend) doesnt want to share something with you, you say this and now they have to give you it or else they’re fake

Originally said by LA Capone in a freestyle
Guy 1: “Aye bro lemme get some chips”
Guy 2: “Nah bro they’re mine”
Guy 1: “If he cant break bread he fake”
Guy 2: “Alright fine bro i’ll give you some”
by sikbone November 15, 2022
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gas break dip

while stoped press the gas then the break really fast in yo ride and the car seems to dip down to the ground


originated from mac dre
ima bout to gas break dip at this stop light
by bobby jackson August 24, 2004
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Spring Break

Man, Spring Break is such a tease.
by Jackie Chan's barber June 9, 2011
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March Break

What the U.S. calls 'Spring Break' Canadians call 'March Break'. March Break/Spring Break is a North American school holiday break during the first full week in March. Canadians also say Spring Break, but March Break is far more common. Americans rarely use 'March Break'.
Are you going anywhere for March Break?
by PeteGinis April 3, 2006
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Monkey's Fag Break

To masturbate at work, during work time, usually in the works toilets.
Answer my phone for the next five minutes John, I'm going for a monkey's fag break
by Dazza May 28, 2003
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i'd break her in half

a phrase used in describing an attractive female whose figure is far too petite for hardcore sexual intercourse.

Commonly heard from the lips of a rather large and/or cocky male figure who feels his brute force may, in fact, injure the above-mentioned female.
(hott girl walks by)

Hyper Guy: Dude, check her out! Boy, what I'd do for a night with that...

Cool Guy: Whatever man, I'd break her in half. Let's go hit on the softball team.

Hyper Guy: Good idea!
by Sam Polk December 16, 2008
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