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Shift Blocking

The act of a boss or manager scheduling you for certain shifts so that you avoid working along side someone you are trying to have sex with. Cock blocking you by giving you bad shifts.
Man, there's this new girl at work who is so hot! But I never work with her, my manager is always shift blocking me.
by Shambles299 October 3, 2011
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Car-Blocked

When a vehicle keeps blocking you from advancing on your way to your destination.

The Most common is to go slow while your behind him/her, or they can be assholes and just keep cutting you off when your trying to pass them
Wife: Why were you late getting home?
Husband: I kept getting car-blocked on my way home!
by Jobobo21 November 19, 2009
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Wok-block

1) The act of refusing to order Chinese food, and instead making it yourself.

2) The act of eating the leftover oriental takeout of a coworker, roommate or family member.

* This also applies to people sitting next to you at Benihana
"Dude, i was at Benihana, for my girlfriends birthday, and the guy sitting next to me started eating my shrimp!"

"Wok-blocked"
by Impossible Firehose May 19, 2010
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balla block

During basketball, this is when you get a tip block with one hand and come swinging through with the other hand to smash it down. It is a windmill motion.
Did you see Dwight Howard with that balla block? He smashed that stuff!
by Supa Mario Gino May 27, 2010
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Spreadsheet Block

Similar to writer's block but for spreadsheet dorks rather than writing dorks. Having trouble or being completely unable to begin a spreadsheet because you cannot envision how the analysis needs to look.
John: "I need to get this analysis done for my boss but I can't figure out how to get started...total spreadsheet block."

Dave: "You're a fucking dork!"
by thenumbersdork February 24, 2009
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block face

To look serious so you appear intimidating in the hood
I had my block face on when I was in the other part of the hood.
by Chrys-TAL June 26, 2008
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McCok'in-block

To suspend your political campaign for completely patriotic and totally not at all disingenuous reasons
I cant believe McCain is trying to McCok'in-block this debate. He thinks his opinion is important enough to change the future of our economy.
by DREWB0B January 13, 2009
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