When you are riding shotgun in your friends car and just before getting out you fart and close the door quickly. The fart will bake in there and when your friend opens the door later.... he gets a biscuit.
by mocojoe August 11, 2017
Get the Shotgun Biscuitmug. A lovely town in New Pieland, east of Preferbia. Elected Walter Robot The Jon has been the Mayor for a long while, but as he is absent at the moment, everything is falling apart a bit, and the Mayor's Assistant is currently dealing with Asininia, the rogue nation currently attempting to invade New Pieland for its resources.
A resident of Biscuit Town is often called a Biscuiteer.
A resident of Biscuit Town is often called a Biscuiteer.
by davidmichaelbennett September 23, 2013
Get the biscuit townmug. A tall skinny girl who is slim thick or in a girl named halis case she's thick slim thick she got a booty
I thick she pretty thick
I thick she pretty thick
by Slim thick hal May 19, 2018
Get the Thick biscuitmug. A hot women who's sweet like a biscuit but it’s a good one you want to slowly knaw on all day. In other words, a smokin hot bitch. Not no small biscuit from KFC that’s good for 3 seconds then it’s already in your system, a run of the mill cutie.
Anthony: “You Big Biscuit!”
Mila: “Thanks pal, but I’d rather die then touch you. Screw off goofy tooth lookin ass.”
Anthony: “Damn, another girl rejected me. I never gunnna loose no virginity. Maybe I should spend my f.u.n.d.s on plastic surgery to fix my messy self. I’m a moldy biscuit...”
Mila: “Thanks pal, but I’d rather die then touch you. Screw off goofy tooth lookin ass.”
Anthony: “Damn, another girl rejected me. I never gunnna loose no virginity. Maybe I should spend my f.u.n.d.s on plastic surgery to fix my messy self. I’m a moldy biscuit...”
by Reality Checked XDDDDDD November 10, 2017
Get the big biscuitmug. Slam your boner on the edge of a counter until it splits open and doubles in size. Kinda like leaving a hot dog on the grill too long...
Remember...girth is what it's worth.
Remember...girth is what it's worth.
Ended up biscuit canning myself because that hoe had birthed many children. Couldn't measure up till I biscuit canned my schlong.
by FarkMeRunning October 13, 2017
Get the Biscuit Canningmug. by Rager69 December 7, 2018
Get the Skit a biscuitmug. Tim: How was the beach?
Jason: A lot better after I found a rich broad and gave her a droopy biscuit.
Jason: A lot better after I found a rich broad and gave her a droopy biscuit.
by Pooser Bonzo June 25, 2016
Get the Droopy biscuitmug.