crotch bat

Urban legend. A domesticated vampire bat a woman keeps in her panties, especially during her menstrual period, which eliminates the need for sanitary napkins or tampons. Doubles as a chastity device and rape deterrent.

I was going to take advantage of the passed-out hottie, until her crotch bat poked his nasty little head out of her pants, chittering and hissing at me.

by NeoProg June 15, 2010

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Vampire Bat

When a person puts their nose in the crook of their elbow of their batting arm in softball. This stance gives the effect of intimidating eyes to the pitcher and acts as a hilarious distraction to the rest of the team!

Mid-life Crisis Guy: "Hey, look Vampira is up to bat"
Manly 3rd base woman: "Wtf is she doing LOL"

Janine: "Shes got a Vampire Bat...Go Bella!"

by Ann(|) November 10, 2010

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Corking the Bat

using a foreign object (such as a pair of socks, cucumber, pickle, etc.) inside your pants as a means to make females think you have a big schlong. refers to baseball; when using a bat that has been "corked" the ball is hit harder and farther, but you can't tell the bat is "corked" unless it breaks (i.e a girl pulls down your pants.). when that happens you look pathetic

College Guy 1: I'm going to an awesome party tonight, there's gonna be hot chicks everywhere!

College Guy 2: I heard you had a "problem." You should try corking the bat to make the chicks think youre huge. Just don't get with them tonight, just get them numbers!

by phenomenalphalanx March 5, 2011

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