breakfast bandit

A person who, at an all you can eat buffet, will fill their plate and more with food in the early hours of the morning

Oh look, we better get up to grab our food now the breakfast bandit is here

by Jahahhahap April 19, 2017

eth bandit

eth being robbed by skids like hkay

eth bandit - hkay just stole my eth oh noo

by skid catcher July 3, 2024

bango bandit

Bango bandit.
Synonym for a homosexual person.
Often used as either a slur or inside joke within friends.

Not to be used at a pride rally or choose death.

"Hey its the bango bandit"(slur)
"Your such a bango bandit"(used as insult as a joke for being a wimp)

by Sextoys2U July 21, 2024

Invisalign bandit

A member of the human race who has decided to give blowjobs and std's out of a glory hole with his smooth baby teeth. They can be identified by their wet Invisalign gum.

Have you seen that bum shokalinga he is an Invisalign bandit

by habahabas December 9, 2024

tool bandit

Male or female who likes to suck a penis

Oh your sister is a real tool bandit

by Urban w July 8, 2022

Bandit

The funniest dog u could ever ask for. Especially how long he thinks. He could be smart but he acts stupid to be funny

Bob stop ur thinking very long like bandit

by Mayer0508 July 22, 2019

The kissy-faced bandits

Bonnie and Clyde’s, Billy and Stacie’s, this couple will pretend to be you, steal your identity, then switch places with their brother and sister to avoid capture. Like two sets of twins that do nothing but damage to those around them.

Have you heard, the kissy-faced bandits have been to town, protect your sons and daughters against their identity thefting ways. The girl will take your man, and the man will kick him in the face for falling in love with the girl!

by Princecole12 November 27, 2023