bandit camp

According to Reby

there are only so many bandit camp you can read

by Stark0407 October 4, 2019

Bathroom bandit

Genshin Impact player who takes Kpop stans into public bathrooms.

Harry "God dammit George took Luke into the bathroom again" James "Man what a fucking bathroom bandit"

by Semajcju December 26, 2021

chalk bandit

A bitchass motherfucker from Colorado. Known to vandalize skate shops and art stores. The true identity of the Chalk Bandit is unknown but there are many suspects. Chalk Bandit sightings have been reported in other states.

You: Did you see the news? They caught the Chalk Bandit
Them: Which one?

by Norbert Parker March 13, 2023

netflix bandit

A slob who does nothing except wake up at noon and watch Netflix all day long in pajamas every single day.

Netflix and pajamas everyday, she’s a total Netflix bandit

by Fancyzebra February 1, 2018

The Geezer Bandit

TRUE STORY YO…Check San Diego (DAGO, 1904, etc…) Newsfeeds circa 2009-2011…The Geez was a So-Cal bankrobber who was proported to wear…I just realized proported is kinda a family word that maybe I should define here as well but The Geezer Bandit gained fame from ALLEGEDLY wearing Hollywood-grade movie prosthetics and make-up to appear as an elderly gentlemen when he robbed said banks…Jus’ thank about it…You’re in line at your dumbass bank as per usual and there’s some old f***er in front of ya…I mean, you mos def don’t expect dude to rob the damn place…Funny AF…Anyway…I LOVE the Geez and the story so I look it up every 6 months or so to see if there’s been any new info. added…But there hasn’t…The dumbass F.B.I. never caught the The Geezer Bandit…Sorry…Must pause…Dying laughing….Still laughing…STILL laughing!!! Look, I got no issue with the dumbass F.B.I. but ya gotta know on the real…When they can’t catch some A-Hole it’s gotta piss ‘em off yo!!! Sorry but that sh** makes me laugh and ‘minds yours truly of “Catch Me If You Can” or “The Barefoot Bandit”…BTDubs…Why hasn’t there been a Barefoot Bandit or Geezer Bandit movie yet? Sh** is so funny and interesting…Fly Colton Fly an’ sh**!!! I love it…I just loves me an underdog is all…An Anti-Hero if you will…Man, I shouldn’t write this dumba** sh** but whatever…You can find me over there at the bar!!! Laughing like an A-Hole and telling tales of the Geez!!!-Yours, Pushmataha

The Geezer Bandit supposedly dropped a notebook with hand-written notes when they slipped in a dye pack at his last robbery…

by Pushmataha January 29, 2023

London Bandit

Somebody who resides in London and likes to take it in the rear. They also tend to go to all boys schools

Dylan is a London bandit

by Lauren is sexy April 16, 2020

Gigabyte Bandit

A person who does not own a smartphone and wants you to conduct searches for them

Do not Google anything for that guy he is a Gigabyte Bandit tell him to get his own smartphone.

by Jay2u December 29, 2015