by thrasher247 February 5, 2018
Get the real pain mug.A hyper-patriotic conservative who is convinced his beliefs and values are the only genuinely American ones and everyone else is a traitor. Loves America but hates most Americans. Lives in an echo chamber composed entirely of Fox, Limbaugh, Breitbart and various other right-wing sources of (mis)information.
"Real Merkins know that Obama was grown in a cloning tank in Kenya from the combined DNA of Stalin, Marx, Hitler, Mao and Lenin."
by Dalekmaster October 19, 2013
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by ObamaYoMamaNumber2 May 22, 2019
Get the The Real Hero mug.When all the fake(news . sport. politics) has now made such global changes. It has now become "The New Real"
by Gina reinhart October 10, 2018
Get the New Real mug.A stereotypical term used by people when they mean to say "human with good qualities". In fact, these people make no sense, since a woman can have good qualities too.
Also used to manipulate insecure men.
Instead, this term should be used to describe a man with masculine qualities. Recommended especially when having sex because it can be a real turn-on and won't be taken seriously.
Also used to manipulate insecure men.
Instead, this term should be used to describe a man with masculine qualities. Recommended especially when having sex because it can be a real turn-on and won't be taken seriously.
Incorrect use #1
Person: Do what I want
Man: No
Person: You're not a real man
Incorrect use #2
Woman: I want a real man, someone who takes care of me, who does this, who does that blah blah blah.
Correct use
Straight woman/Gay man: Be a real man and fuck the shit out of me.
Person: Do what I want
Man: No
Person: You're not a real man
Incorrect use #2
Woman: I want a real man, someone who takes care of me, who does this, who does that blah blah blah.
Correct use
Straight woman/Gay man: Be a real man and fuck the shit out of me.
by periodtpooh24 May 29, 2019
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