Video Game Blue Balls

When you are in the middle of playing an intense video game, and something forces you to quit. For example your mom, girlfriend, bad connection, or asshole friend. You feel like shit because you didn't get to finish the job.

Dude I was just about to get my nuke in modern warfare 2 but my mom turned off my xbox. Total video game blue balls.

I was one kill away from getting a killionaire in halo and my connection timed out. Left me with a case of video game blue balls.

by Papa Fong and Leroy January 7, 2011

kicked in the balls

Either literally being kicked in the balls or decsribing a feeling of emotional pain of the same degree.

"Oi, did you see how we all kicked steve payton in the balls today?"
ÿeah no way he is havin kids. He got kicked in the balls bad"

"Oi, did you here my new gridiron ball got kicked over the fence, will never get it back"...
"Man, thats a kick in the balls. Bad Luck."

by Steve Gayton September 15, 2006

sticky balls

(noun) The phenomenon where one's scrotum becomes uncomfortably adhesive and attaches to the shaft of the penis (usually during humid conditions).

Chris: Damn man, stop feelin yourself!
Ben: Dude, shut up...I've got a bad case of sticky balls.

by Moosaman January 23, 2006

Big Balls Johnson

A child with huge overgrown nuts.

Damn that kid has some huge nuts! Ya, we call him big balls johnson.

by Bryan Johnson June 12, 2006

goof balls

Slang term for Barbiturates.
Barbiturates, such as phenobarbital and secobarbital, are any of various derivatives of barbituric acid used especially as sedatives, hypnotics, and antispasmodics.
Barbiturates have largely been supplanted by Benzodiazepines (such as Valium, Xanax) due to addictive potential, extensive abuse, and severe withdrawal syndromes.

I need to hook up some goof balls, to help me kick heroin

by narkologik May 22, 2005

drop your balls

means to man up and go for it. Get some pluck and smoke a joint, fuck a bitch, anything really.

Okay, Jake, you'll be fine. Why don't you drop your balls and go shit-and-run that house?

by CrazerDaiser595 November 23, 2010

Schwetty balls

Schwetty's balls, from Saturday Night Live.

I can't help but notice your balls are a little mishapen..
I can't wait to get my mouth around this ball..
Noone can resist my Schwetty balls.
Mmmmm.. balls

by Guerin Platte November 4, 2006