Go commit Stan Uris takes a bath

How to tell someone to die in It fandom language

James: I don't care if you want to to talk alone, Im staying right here next to you guys

Carter: go commit Stan Uris takes a bath.

by Carter uwu November 11, 2019

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Absence of Grass Touching & Bathing Disorder (AGTBD)

~For further medical information, go to bigchungus.cum/agtbd~
AGTBD, also known as GCD (Grass contact deficets) is a condition that affects mainly teenagers, in the world, 1 in 30 have this condition, treatment such as expourse to grass, the habit of chilling outside and even conventional therapy
Syptoms include:
.Excessive (>12h) usage of modern social media (discord, twitter, ...)
.Weaker bones
.Lack of bathing
.Disability to get bitches
.Hyperfocusing in activities such as trying to get bitches online because you can't do it in rael life
Associated with conditions such as Dreamgender, Dreamsexuality (Yes, the bad one, not the good one) & Fatherlessness Reaction Episodes

"Unfourtently your son was diagnosed with Absence of Grass Touching & Bathing Disorder (AGTBD)"
"Oh no"

by Astronomicsmallchungustheorem June 12, 2022

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portuguese sponge bath

Using jizz on a loofa to clean partner.

"Dude I totally Portuguese sponge bathed your sister this weekend"

by Dat1Dudefromoverdere September 30, 2008

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The Ignorant Dude Who Smells Like He Took a Bath in Dead Fetus Juice

Someone who does not believe in regular bathing, or, a person whose body odor develops before they can bathe again. Also a good insult for somebody you dislike that is in either of the former categories above.

Hey, look! It's the Ignorant Dude who Smells Like He Took a Bath in Dead Fetus Juice!

by RatchetBoo June 4, 2003

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