by aaron April 26, 2004
Get the Scrote-attackmug. Judo attacks are commonly used by citizens in asia due to the increased chance of being robbed and raped by a ninja. The most basic judo attack would be the judo chop. The judo chop originated from a chinese monk named Hong kong chong jin jia ching bo ki hongzai IV. Master Hong Hongzai taught this move to Austin Powers. Austin later used this attack in a couple of movies although, Austin was robbed and raped by a ninja. That bring us to the second and more effective judo attack: The judo kick. The judo kick is quite simple really, all you must do is a roundhouse kick to the balls while wearing metal shoes with side spikes. The judo kick originated from the province of Judosia in Pakistan and was mastered by Jimmy Kii Ching Han XIV. Unfortunaly Jimmy and his judo kicks could be no match against a ninja with an uzi. This brings us to the last attack: the judo M249Saw. The judo M249Saw is a modified version of the american M249Saw light machine gun. The judo version includes an extra 369 rounds of ammunition as well as a cup holder. The only thing that beats this is the Judo nuke but ill get to that another day.
I gave that motha fucka a judo kick. I totally used my judo M249Saw on that rabbit fucka. I used my judo attacks on chuck norris and now im a fucking dead man!
by Gorillabeast2012 June 12, 2012
Get the Judo attacksmug. 1. When someone continuously eats and cannot stop.
2. A large group of fat people trying to eat you alive.
2. A large group of fat people trying to eat you alive.
by Shaina August 10, 2004
Get the fat attackmug. by Featherstone April 10, 2006
Get the snack attackmug. by sicmyduck June 27, 2019
Get the Attack on Titanmug. Honestly if you think this show is mid. Y'all need to learn what watching a real TV show with a real plot means. Sure your regular shounen is cool and all but in the end its all the same. At least this show has a more complex plot which proves that the only people calling it "mid" are to stupid and simple minded to understand how this masterpiece and unique story is being told.
Tommy(simple minded one piece enjoyer): OMG ONE PIECE IS JUST PEAK FICTION. EVERYTHING ELSE WITH AN ACTUAL STORY IS JUST MID. MID MID MID. ATTACK ON MID. MID SLAYER. MIDUTO. CODE MIDASS. I JUST LOVE THAT THE PLOT OF MY FAVORITE SHOW IS JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER ANIME OUT THERE!
Smarter elder brother(likes regular shounens but understands that they don't have very amazing or complex stories): Sorry to inform you Tommy but your favorite show just isn't comparable to attack on titan. One piece is a billion episode show with cool fights, likeable carachters, but has a story a 2 year old could understand and is easly comparable to every other anime out there.
While attack on titan, has a more human approach to emotions. Tells a beautiful, sad and complex story. And is simply hated on for just being different and a better anime. Plus the soundtrack is godlike. There is simply no anime out there right now that can compete with it. So in the end there is not a way for it to be "mid"
Smarter elder brother(likes regular shounens but understands that they don't have very amazing or complex stories): Sorry to inform you Tommy but your favorite show just isn't comparable to attack on titan. One piece is a billion episode show with cool fights, likeable carachters, but has a story a 2 year old could understand and is easly comparable to every other anime out there.
While attack on titan, has a more human approach to emotions. Tells a beautiful, sad and complex story. And is simply hated on for just being different and a better anime. Plus the soundtrack is godlike. There is simply no anime out there right now that can compete with it. So in the end there is not a way for it to be "mid"
by 713keatsway May 17, 2022
Get the Attack on midmug. The shark attack is a sexual act in which the woman is standing naked against a wall with ass-cheeks spread. The man then puts his hands above his head as to form a shark fin...then sprints full speed toward the woman yelling "Shark Attack!" and penetrates her without mercy.
Be careful not to break your dick off...I will not be held responsible for any injuries that occur while attempting this risky maneuver.
Be careful not to break your dick off...I will not be held responsible for any injuries that occur while attempting this risky maneuver.
by tysi1521 December 15, 2008
Get the Shark Attackmug.