Painfully Asian

An Asian person that has a hard time with the pronunciation of all "r" and "l" words and the words sound interchangeable.

Ex: Room: pronounced "loom" by painfully Asian person. "It's in the loom."

by nycdb2015 September 7, 2015

Asian Torpedo

The act of a girl taking a shit and freezing it. Once completely frozen, the girl will then use it as a dildo until it gets warm and mushy again.

Dude that sick ass bitch is fucking herself with an asian torpedo

by Corperal 69 October 30, 2007

Asian 5

The five year 13 subjects most frequently take by Asian students at Auckland Grammar School.
- Maths with Calculus
- Maths with Statistics
- Physics
- Chemistry
- Biology

What novels have you studied this year?
None bro, I'm doing the Asian 5.

by Juan-Pablo June 28, 2007

useless asian

criteria for useless asians include, but are not limited to:
-They eat all your food
-They know nothing about facebook chat
-They play less than 4 instruments
-They dont know how to make sushi
-They cant flip a pen around their hand
-They have less than a 4.0 GPA
-They do not have a perfect SAT score

doug does know about facebook chat, he is a useless asian! I hope a bird poops on his face.

by pale girls April 17, 2011

asian spike

1. A forceful, surprising stiff thumb up one's ass.

2. WWF Pro Wrestler Don "The Magnificent" Muraco's finishing move.

That bitch deserved an asian spike even if she was sleeping at 3am.

by Hole Puncher April 11, 2005

Asian Sensation

1. A asian most commonly a male, that has impacted society in more ways than one.

2. A sexy Asian male

1. O man, Kwan is a Asian Sensation that rocked my nation

by Jes3s March 1, 2009

Asian Mudslide

Noun. The act of accidentally shitting oneself while farting violently while sitting in a comfortable chair. This results in the individual sliding or melting down in their seat like a mudslide.

Matt thought it would be really funny to let one rip, but he had an Asian Mudslide all over the seat!

by Homesick Boy January 5, 2008