Gluten-free

The willingness to have sex in any orifice other than the anus. Usually used in the first or second encounter with a new partner.

Secondary Definition: Extreme sensitivity or complete reluctance towards anal sex.

Dude, I hooked up last and we did just about everything imaginable and when I tried to go greek she told me she was Gluten-free!

by Ez-A January 10, 2012

Free Bird

The Female act of not wearing underwear.

Woman's version of Free Balling or Going Commando

Dude 1: No VPL on that chick?
Dude 2: Must be a free bird.

by Little Bobby Tables from xkcd August 1, 2008

free willy

When you've worked up such a throbber that when some girl unzips your pants to give you a hummer, you spring forth and poke her eye out harpoon style.

by Anonymous June 10, 2003

Mitchell Free

One who has a small penis. Loves seth penis in his mouth, ear, nose, penis, and between his arm and leg. Has a Fetish for monkeys in nazi zombies. Has been to every base between 5 and 100. Likes making loud orgasm noises in his sleep.

You are Mitchell Free.

by Bobby Lee1234 August 21, 2009

Free Throw

The act of shitting before your ass hits the seat

"I didn't think I was going to make it to the bowl. Luckily, I dropped my pants in time to free throw it!"

by NEO LEO January 2, 2014

kix for free

to smoke weed for free

"Bro, im just tryin to get some kix for free."

by rboy August 10, 2008

Free the guys

Whenever more than one person is locked up and somebody says "Free the guys," it's pretty self a explanatory. (Mainly used for when somebody's friends are locked up).

Both of my homies been locked up for months now I'm screaming Free the guys!

by Jemria April 14, 2022