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Parker

Parker has big peepee
Parker’s peepee destroyed me
by Udhdbdbdhd November 16, 2020
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PARKER

A NAME FOR POPULAR BOYS. HE'S NORMALLY a blonde hair cutie WITH A TINY PONYTAIL. HE HAS TONES OF FRIENDS. USUALLY, HIS 2 FRIENDS ARE CALLED MAX AND RAFIEL.
AWWW, LOOK AT THAT CUTIE.
IMA BE THE FIRST TO DATE HIM.
DATES PARKER
by qwaesrty June 12, 2023
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parker

parker is the hottest most trustful girl out there. she may seem very annoying once you meet her but once you become friends with her she’s very nice and extremely funny, and if we’re being truthful…parkers kinda hot. parker is a nice funny hot trustworthy girl that you should hug.
oh look there’s parker I should go hug her
by total.baddie.42069 December 15, 2021
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Parker

A name meaning "keeper of land." Most likely the only one in your friend group with a crush on Legolas from Lord of the Rings that can actually justify himself, everyone else just says "haha hot elf". Not a person to be taken lightly, he WILL break your kneecaps if you mess with him.
I can't watch movies with Parker anymore, all he wants to talk about is the hot men.
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Parker

so there’s this boy, And the way he laughs makes me smile, And the way he talks gives me butterflies, And everything about him makes me happy. His smile paints rays of sunshine all over his face, warm and soft enough to make a sunflower grow. he's the freckled boy that puts the stars in the sky but still motivates me to create my own stars. my love for him is multiplied by the number of stars, take it to infinites, the number of unknown planets and plus the wide of the universe. he's the kind of boy that poems are written about,
did you hear that? it was parker laughing
by kaydenjude November 20, 2018
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Luke Parker

A middle-class white guy that has no personality but will try to flex their money with every opportunity they have.
Everyone: Having a normal conversation.
Luke Parker: Opens the bank app on their phone.
by one of those asian kids May 27, 2020
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Parker

Super sexy man beast loves girls
Called Phoenix
No matter what happens a parker will always fall for
A PHEONIX!!!!!!
Parker and pheonix are such a great couple
by Powershot9910 January 30, 2018
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