by Short Guiedo September 28, 2019
People who are named Morgan Hasselström are total legends. They are always above 180 cm and get all the girls. Morgan Hasselströms are always taller than people born in September, and stronger and smarter.
They have enormous penises and perform well in bed.
They have enormous penises and perform well in bed.
Dude, who is that giant?
Oh, that guy. That is a total Morgan Hasselström
Who is this menace which left the machine on a full-stack?
Probably a Morgan Hasselström.
Oh, that guy. That is a total Morgan Hasselström
Who is this menace which left the machine on a full-stack?
Probably a Morgan Hasselström.
by BigPepMan November 16, 2021
She is a Black Teacher Glasses Mean And Teacher of sixth grade math She is A Johns hope Middle school. (Real school dont look it up)
by Hello kitty lover45433 November 29, 2017
One who sports a distinctive mushroom-shaped haircut. Known for his voluminous hair that often prompts friends to tie it up, Morgan's unique style is as notable as his coding skills.
Often paired with the slang "let's get our shrooms on". Example includes "Fk it, i feel like being a morgan mushroom today. Let's shroom on!"
Often paired with the slang "let's get our shrooms on". Example includes "Fk it, i feel like being a morgan mushroom today. Let's shroom on!"
"wow! kenny looks like a rad morgan mushroom today. i wish i could be as cool as him"
"Don't mind his eccentric jokes; he's our Morgan Mushroom!"
"Don't mind his eccentric jokes; he's our Morgan Mushroom!"
by GucciGangGangX January 23, 2025
A man who loves the spirit Captain Morgan spiced rum so much that he decided to create an alter-ego Facebook identity to commemorate it, then after a very rocky divorce and several other personal issues decides to turn it into his real Facebook page.
Hey Dave, how come you don't have a regular Facebook page and you disguise yourself as a bottle of rum???
Because I love Captain Morgan, and everyone hates me on my old page. Hence, Elcapitan Morgan
Because I love Captain Morgan, and everyone hates me on my old page. Hence, Elcapitan Morgan
by rumrunner77 December 18, 2013
Hottest girl alive , she fire
by Westina January 19, 2017