very small, very weird, very sexy...
likes to masturbate to pictures of Hayley Williams (Paramore singer) and he has been known to talk about the large scale of his reproductive organs.
likes to masturbate to pictures of Hayley Williams (Paramore singer) and he has been known to talk about the large scale of his reproductive organs.
by babysmasher March 16, 2012
Get the Jake Prattmug. by Ronnie Pickering69 March 24, 2019
Get the jake kellymug. Absolute peice of shit. Will sit on your girl’s face for a small fortune. Once ate a Quesorito from Taco Bell out of my ass( it was quite consensual). Known for dropping massive shats on the back of the bus. Also known as “A Complete Fucking Imbisile”. Also is known for saying the following phrase: “I am horny...tehehe. I’m a little gay boy, i just shit the bed come suck my thumb daddy.“
by bigtittedyodelman January 29, 2020
Get the Jake Ungermug. jake paul is a mother fucking asshole who is inappropriate he's disgusting I lost full respect for him he's a hoe he's trash and ew
Like does he not fucking know that his fan base is like 12 and below like most of them
he was only useing erika costell for views We all knew it was her it doesn't fucking matter he's such a bitch
And the fact like she didn't do shit to him and she misses him and he dont give af
he's still inspiring as in paying for ur own mansion and getting a lot of cars but other than that he's garbage
he only cares about getting high and drunk
HES A MOTHER FUCKING ASSHOLE IF U SEE THIS UNSUBSCRIBE TO HIM
Like does he not fucking know that his fan base is like 12 and below like most of them
he was only useing erika costell for views We all knew it was her it doesn't fucking matter he's such a bitch
And the fact like she didn't do shit to him and she misses him and he dont give af
he's still inspiring as in paying for ur own mansion and getting a lot of cars but other than that he's garbage
he only cares about getting high and drunk
HES A MOTHER FUCKING ASSHOLE IF U SEE THIS UNSUBSCRIBE TO HIM
by kara_boo1612 April 25, 2020
Get the jake paulmug. by warmerparty April 2, 2020
Get the Jake the hedgehogmug. The most perfect guy you will ever meet in your entire life. If you ever have a chance to meet Jake Eli, never let him go because he’s the most amazing person you will ever meet. Jake Eli is the most understanding, kind, loving, amazing person anyone can find and having one in your life is the luckiest gift you could have.
by Chloe Ross February 15, 2018
Get the Jake Elimug. a crazy lunatic that doesn't leave girls alone and tends to be a stalker and never leave their side. everyone hates him and wants to punch him in the face. he thinks that he's the shit. he also thinks he can make fun of anyone but if they make fun of him he has to go crazy.
everyone: ugh jake branson is coming to the party
everyone: his mom always has to stay and it's so annoying can't we just throw him out. he can't win fights.
everyone: his mom always has to stay and it's so annoying can't we just throw him out. he can't win fights.
by ihateanna123 March 13, 2019
Get the jake bransonmug.