Believe it or not your arse can tell whether you are going to fart or crimp off a length! The nerves in your rectum can tell whether it’s gas or solids on the move so if you need to let it go, let it go. There is, however, one exception; when you have a case of the runs, Kansas Quickstep if you prefer, and your crap is more liquid, the nerve endings can become confused which can result in a follow through.
“I know Fart Fact 12 says it’s not possible, but when Malcolm farts, it always smells like he he’s crapped himself.”
by AKACroatalin October 31, 2019
Get the Fart Fact 12mug. Marijuana, aka grass, herb, etc. Take from the same bible passage "And the earth brought forth grass, herbs yielding seed after their kind; and God saw that it was good."
by thegreatdelmonte June 11, 2013
Get the Genesis 1:12mug. Apparently it translates to Kyle..
by dreams of Jupiter May 6, 2020
Get the X Æ A-12mug. Hey Which one of you 14-10's are 18-12
by P.I.M.P.123 December 18, 2004
Get the 18-12mug. A child. Almost a teen. Also used as a stereotype as this stupid fortnite addict with zero to no brain cells whatsoever. I've seen 24 year olds more immature than 12 year olds. *cough, cough JAKE PAUL cough, cough. And even not all are dumb, obnoxious and fortnite addicts. Some are actually chill and nice people. Also to those teens out there, you were 12 once too. Like, has that ever crossed your mind? Conclusion. Honestly this age is the worst time to be alive. There is some people who actually like people this age. And me, being 15 I have learned that this stereotype is inaccurate.
Someone: Ewwww a 12 year old, I bet he watches the dream SMP and plays fortnite.
Someone else: Not all are bad, and even some are better people than you.
Someone else: Not all are bad, and even some are better people than you.
by wendleton March 23, 2021
Get the 12 year oldmug. by Macintosh Greaferson May 5, 2020
Get the X Æ A-12mug. The most accurate and full proof scale to rate women at parties or social gatherings.
The scale is broken down into 4 basic female categories face, chest , stomach, and ass. Each category has a max score of 3 points and a min of 0. There is also a chance of an intangible point such as great personality, sexy tat, or smokes trees. The intangible point has no limits, it can be anything you want in a girl that doesn't deal with the 4 already in place categories. If the girl receives a flat score of a 7 meaning no intangibles points given you have the go-ahead to lay the pipe. The 12 Point Scale really works, so give it a try and your next party.
The scale is broken down into 4 basic female categories face, chest , stomach, and ass. Each category has a max score of 3 points and a min of 0. There is also a chance of an intangible point such as great personality, sexy tat, or smokes trees. The intangible point has no limits, it can be anything you want in a girl that doesn't deal with the 4 already in place categories. If the girl receives a flat score of a 7 meaning no intangibles points given you have the go-ahead to lay the pipe. The 12 Point Scale really works, so give it a try and your next party.
Dwayne - Yo, im about to go snatch that pussy over there, what you think?
Travis - Ummm let me use The 12 Point Scale. Id give her face a 2, tits a 1, stomach a 2 and her ass/legs a 2 and didn't she say something about smoking us out later?
Dwayne - Ya, she's down with the trees.
Travis - Nice, so id def give her an intangible point for that. So id give her an 8/12 on the scale and a flat score of a 7. So ya you id def lay the pipe and pull a T-raw .
Dwayne - Thats what I thought, Im about to go wheel.
Travis - Ummm let me use The 12 Point Scale. Id give her face a 2, tits a 1, stomach a 2 and her ass/legs a 2 and didn't she say something about smoking us out later?
Dwayne - Ya, she's down with the trees.
Travis - Nice, so id def give her an intangible point for that. So id give her an 8/12 on the scale and a flat score of a 7. So ya you id def lay the pipe and pull a T-raw .
Dwayne - Thats what I thought, Im about to go wheel.
by np24holla May 27, 2011
Get the The 12 Point Scalemug.