phantom incest

when you say you love someone like a brother or sister but still want to fuck them

sometimes i start to feel phantom incest when hanging out with my best friend for multiple hours

by evesdropper April 6, 2017

Phantom Pain

Like when you watch something that looks painful, probably like a dude getting kicking at the balls or those weird ass sex toys that guys put inside their penis, like who the fuck does that?

And you somewhat feel the pain yet you physically don't.

*someone gets kicked in the balls*
Yestin: Oh jesus christ, that's gotta hurt!
Marc: Yeah, that gave me Phantom Pain

by Bread God December 14, 2020

Phantom fart

phantom fart is a phenomenon caused by immersion in a VR environment. Where a user's brain tricks them into farting in the real world. Often triggered by an entity in virtual reality touching your anus

You: don’t touch my butt I have phantom fart
Friend: *proceeds to touch your butt*
You: *fart*

by Aidanevansyt May 17, 2022

Phantom Chacne

The appearance of chacne(chest acne) which occurs as a result of stubble from a shorn chest under a tightly fitting shirt.

I hate these dri-fit shirts; they show Phantom Chacne waaaayyyyy worse than cotton t’s.

by Pfffffft yup January 5, 2019

phantom upload

Fake term used as an excuse when one is caught with questionable photos on one's iPhone (note: often used in situations when the photos discovered are of other family members)

I don't know how they got there!!!! It was a phantom upload! That's not who I am!!!!

by DragonFire2678 January 18, 2015

phantom fantasy

An elaborate story (or relationship) with an apparition or specter. an appearance or illusion without material substance, as a dream image, mirage, or optical illusion. a person or thing of merely illusory power, status, efficacy.

My "relationship" with him wasn't real, it was a PHANTOM FANTASY; we have never actually met in person, only talked on the phone and in text messages.

by CaliBeachGirl September 19, 2020

phantom pooping

The art of dropping a deuce inconspicuously in public places

"Despite it being being Black Friday, Tom was phantom pooping in the potted plant at the local shopping centre"

by The Korean Sun December 28, 2013