pocket buddy

a pocket buddy is a small friend who can fit in your pocket. the most well known pocket buddy is the original from the Bill Quay Boot Boys, he is small and when you are lonely, or need someone to drink with, you just take him from your pocket and you have him there.

"i wish pocket buddy was here" (man opens pocket on his left lapel and takes out a small friend) "there's my pocket buddy".

"who can we pick up and throw accross the academy dancefloor?"
ALL - "pocket buddy"

by James Hudson March 15, 2007

pocket porn

A pornographic image or video displayed on a portable device (e.g. mp3 player, cellphone, Blackberry, etc.)

"Yo dude, lemme see that pocket porn. This class is so boring."

by Andrew J R November 12, 2007

back pocket

Referring to a member of the resume of individuals you have engaged in sexual relations with, therefore making them, essentially, sloppy seconds to anyone else. Often not mentioned until an acquaintance is already involved in a relationship with the said person.

I have no issue with Matt asking her out. Bottom line is I’ve got back pocket. It will absolutely disgust and drive him nuts whenever it comes up.

by CharlieHustle October 20, 2010

pocket dick

Texas Hold 'Em term for holding a small pocket pair.

Chris will always go all in when he has pocket dick.

by jeff mac February 17, 2007

pocket ace

Something that can only be done by a division 1 baller athlete with bombs for serves. A pocket ace entails 4 aces in a row to win the game. In this instance the player returning has absolutely zero chance of getting a racquet on the ball.

"Dang nabbit, my opponent just pocket aced me and I whiffed the ball every single time"

by zo19 May 22, 2018

third pocket

The space in between the button on your jeans and your stomach. This is a pocket superior to all others as it allows you to be precariously close to your package without the suspicion of playing with yourself. Child molesters and senile old folks seem to have deeper third pockets than most people, but they could be venturing beyond the realm of the third pocket.

Dustin could not have been more content than right now as he walks down the street with his hand in his third pocket.

by Calcrazy December 9, 2008

pocket rocker

hand job done via pocket of pants

"Ahh man, did you score with Wendy last nite?" "got a pocket rocker and some second base action"

by Sleep October 1, 2003