Thicc soccer

A game of soccer played by tiny fat kids, usually boys.
Yeah, Bacon’s out playing thicc soccer with his fat friends
by SkinnedOstrich September 19, 2017
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Dlsgoal l Official Dream League Soccer Kits Logo’s Of 2019
by dlsgoal September 05, 2019
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Soccer mom stick

Another name for a 510 thread battery. Refers to the idea that most white, middle class mothers, specifically ‘soccer moms’, prefer vaping THC cartridges rather than smoking due to the discrete nature of vaping.
Do you really think you can get stoned in the middle of the grocery store?”
“Yeah it’s cool I got a soccer mom stick”
by RougeBlazer June 24, 2021
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Wannabe soccer girls

The set of girls who watch football for looks of the players and pretend to know ball but basically has no understanding of the game.
Gabriella : Oh my good Cristiano Ronaldo is so hot and cool, he's the goat of the game, I'd bend over for him

Jessica : I know right, he's so hot I can't even -, I'd let him smash, the way he defends and puts on tackles and doesn't let anyone get past him to score a goal, what a great defender he is.

Jay : Oh man ffs look at these wannabe soccer girls
by Julian Carlos July 18, 2020
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Saskatchewan Soccer

THE BEST FUCKING GAME EVER

Saskatchewan Soccer is a game, typically played in P.E. Where there are two teams, one in outfield, and one at the baseline. (Black line used in basketball as out). Outfield rolls the ball to the infielders, and one player from baseline kicks it. The kicker and whoever decides to run, runs from one end of the gym, to the other. Outfielders have to then throw the ball to get the infielders out. Three to five people out, then teams switch places and the game continues.
Gym teacher: "Yo fam we're gonna play some Saskatchewan Soccer."
Literally every kid in the gym: *Starts a fucking riot*
by lilnegger September 17, 2018
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