smoked the bill

When someone is so loaded at a party that they could be passed a bill for snorting drugs and assume it is a joint and try to smoke it, meaning it is time to go home.

"Did you and Fiona have a good time at that party?"

"It was pretty fun, but by like 3 am she's smoked the bill and I had to put her in a cab"

by 1adycat September 26, 2013

dome smoked

The act of getting superman punched or kneed in the forehead , most of the time resulting in a knock out

That guy got knocked out when he was dome smoked

by spiffytonfancypants January 27, 2011

fagging a smoke

A simple reversal of the phrase, "Smoking a fag" in relation to how the Tea People say smoking a cigarette, making it mean something completely different and, dare I say, surprisingly fitting.

1. Colyn: "Ah shit m8, I'm out of cigs! Mind if I bum a smoke?"

Sam: "Nope, but you CAN fag a smoke if you know what I mean?"

*Colyn immediately, and savagely sucked Sam's cock to fuel his faggatorial, Bri'ish needs*
2. "Yo I heard Johnny was caught fagging a smoke in the bathroom, what a fuckin pommie"

by Hanz Jude Reichler August 16, 2022

Smoking Twigs

Absolutely destroying someone who is worse than you at something.

Bro, you’re smoking twigs, they are soooo much worse than you!

by The Twig Smoker February 14, 2023

Smoking The Gun

The point in someone's life when they are debating on suicide and start thinking about shooting themselves.

I haven't seen or heard from Jeremy in a while let's reach out and make sure he's not Smoking the gun.

by Chinchilla Dish February 23, 2022

smoke throat

The raspy tone your voice achieves after smoking or inhaling a long drag. Very common amongst smokers.

Alex: So yeah thats why I could not come to work yesterday Jack.
Jack: I'm sorry? I could not hear that last part, probably because of your smoke throat.

by bighorsecock September 27, 2017

smoke this pig

Get something done, take action.

The trail ahead looked very difficult and the hikers were hesitant to begin. Then the leader said "Let's smoke this pig" and everyone began the difficult trek together.

by Barney Dingo March 22, 2017