Zonked

Hitting something or getting hit with an enormous amount of force.

I sure got zonked by Tim back there.
I zonked Jeff pretty hard in chemistry.

by Biggest chungus January 19, 2019

Zonked

Being "zonked" is the feeling one gets after smoking a large amount of marijuana just before they green out. See "green out" for more information.

"Bro I was so Zonked last night the walls started singing to me"

by GirthQuake Jake November 11, 2020

Zonked

when you're intoxicated passed the point of functioning

"Dude I was so zonked at the party last night"
"Man I'm so zonked, I'm gonna pass out"

by Itchy Rat April 23, 2020

Zonked

Absolutely exhausted to an extent where you cannot function normally and your body and mind must rest, usually due to an over-abundance of social interaction.

After socializing for 5 hours I was absolutely zonked, so I had to take a long nap.

by an interesting individual! March 03, 2021

Zonked

When one falls asleep extremely quickly and prematurely so they subsequently wake up very exhausted

"wow I got home last night and completely zonked !!"

"shut up bitch"

by lilcheesesticks December 02, 2022

Zonked

When someone has instantly passed out while sitting or laying down

Guy A: "Damn, Guy B just Zonked as soon as he closed his eyes"

by Deathmuffin22 February 25, 2020

Zonked

V. Another way to say one is tired and/or fall asleep fast.

Man I am so zonked

by Mliv July 04, 2020