Zonked

Zonked

When you are so high that you act retarded. You are fucking zonked.
Dave: Yo, do you want to go Walmart real quick to put up some snacks?
Zach: Fuck no man. I’m zonked as hell I can’t go anywhere.
Dave: Bro it’s fine nobody will care. Besides we are adults. We can do this.
Zach: No bro. You don’t understand I am fucking zooted, i’m drawlin so hard right now. I am so fucking zonked.

by I’m so high right now April 10, 2021

Zonked

Zonked-fucking zooted to another planet; high as balls; on another planet; retarded

When you are so high that you act retarded. You are fucking zonked.

Dave: Yo, do you want to go Walmart real quick to put up some snacks?
Zach: Fuck no man. I’m zonked as hell I can’t go anywhere.
Dave: Bro it’s fine nobody will care. Besides we are adults. We can do this.
Zach: No bro. You don’t understand I am fucking zooted, i’m drawlin so hard right now. I am so fucking zonked.

by I’m so high right now April 10, 2021

zink zonk

When you dubble uh and hit ‘em wit a twist

You I was in the club and seen shawty lookn way too nice and I hit her with that Zink Zonk till I hit that scallywag all sunrise long foo.

by Yonowdonteventhinkitainttrue December 16, 2023

Zonked

When one falls asleep extremely quickly and prematurely so they subsequently wake up very exhausted

"wow I got home last night and completely zonked !!"

"shut up bitch"

by lilcheesesticks December 2, 2022

Zonks

A person who is often seen as goofy or immature, They are viewed as almost as cartoonish character

“Zonks is the type of guy to start floating when he smells something good

by Z_life July 4, 2023

Zonk

When you are talking to someone, but get side-tracked and you don't even remember to continue to talk to the person.

He was just talking to me but he totally zonked on me.

by Je.A.Vs December 2, 2021

Zonked

when you're intoxicated passed the point of functioning

"Dude I was so zonked at the party last night"
"Man I'm so zonked, I'm gonna pass out"

by Itchy Rat April 23, 2020