ZOMG LAZER PEW PEW PEW

an expression of... well nothign really, this is used by people who are excited and happy about something that is in most cases unrelated to the topic at hand.

GuyA: What's up?
GuyB: Nothin Much, How bout you?
GuyA: Ask your sister!
GuyC: ZZOMG LAzER PEW PEW PEW!!
GuyB: <GuyA's name here> fuck you, and <GuyC's name here> WTF?!?!?!?!!1

by FacelessWoWAddict August 28, 2008

zomar

1. To be an awkward and socially strange individual

2. To be an individual confused with reference to their

identity;generally in the form of a Caucasian male

appearing to look and act in ways similar to a afro-

american/canadian "urban" male.

3. To break into a deep manly voice when quoting any

individual.

" Hey I was walkin through Aldy last night and i'm pretty sure I got zomed..dude just came outta nowhere and started telling me about some football game"

"Yo i was at a a party last night and some zomar walked up to me and just stood there looking at me...not saying a single word"

Spoken by a true "zomar":

" Dude last night some chick walked up to me and was like (cue deep manly voice) "Hello how are you doing". So I just told her straight up..I was like (deep manly voice) "bitch I don't even know". "

" Dude I was watching George Simmons' workout video last night..dude was like (cue deep manly voice) "step up, and down, step up, and down, thats right ladies work those glutes"

by m_bains February 1, 2010

ZOMGWTFROFLCOPTER

combined version of omg, wtf, rofl, and an added copter and Z for coolness.

Can be used as a ice breaker during big silences.
especially on msn, aim, phone, person or text.

Person: I'm bored.
Person 2: Same
Person: ZOMGWTFROFLCOPTER
Person 2: Huh?
Person: Random.

by Kateeee September 10, 2007

zomgwtfbbqwatermelon

Usually used in the internet and mainly by gamers, to describe (jokingly) how good something/action is, the term is exaggerated, and is usually sarcastic.

Gamer 1: haha i killz juu!!!
Gamer 2: zomgwtfbbqwatermelon!! thats the first time in 20 deaths!! :O

by SemperEadem January 6, 2008

Zombatable

A person who would win/survive a zombie invasion
or
An Person who would kill the most zombies out of anyone

Wow hes Zombatable

by zombie_assassin May 29, 2011

zomaya

When you stumble across an ultra rare someone named Zomaya, you will be astonished. Usually her ego isn't her amigo, but once you know her she gets over herself. Despite her ego flaw, she will always have your back and make sure you don't make a total fool of yourself. If you need help with anything she will make sure to set some time aside for you. She is pretty down to earth and can crack some great jokes about herself, and occasionally others. Her sense of humor is somewhat crude, but she knows her limits (sometimes). Though her outer shell may seem tough, she is pretty damn sensitive. She is okay with being sensitive, and is very in touch with hers and others feelings. If you need a shoulder to cry on she is the one for you just make sure someone else is there for her to sob on just incase. And if one were to put her whole personality bottled into one word it would be The Best Dyslexic.

Zomaya is coming over later to walk my blind dog with me. Lets hope we don't get jumped!

by Buffy#2 October 3, 2019

Zogay

The dickass faggots of all faggots, zogay usually spend their time fucking anything they see, like fire hydrants and small dogs

"Watch out it's a zogay, he'll hump you and give you herpes"

by qamberdefines October 22, 2019