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Zoinked

When you're so high or you're either drunk as hell

Drunk zoinked: you stumble and speak incoherent nonsense alot then eventually fall a sleep and have the WORST hangover.
High zoinked: you're calm and probably daydreaming alot staring into space and you also might talk slower and drag out words.
I'm zoinked out of my mind

You he's zoinked out of his mind
by Leohtsu July 19, 2022
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ZOINKS

Something a bunch of pretentious girls say when they get caught being shady. Usually it translates to either, "I'm a noob", "I'm wrong but I'm not going to admit it", or " I messed up big time."
Boy: "Hey didn't I just see you grinding on Jenna's boyfriend last night?
Girl: "ZOINKS"
by Perry D. Platt September 19, 2017
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Zoinked

Super ultra mega hippy high
Person 1: I'm so zoinked rn, dude...
Person 2: Me too, dawg!!
by CharvelStar April 18, 2023
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Zoink

That kid tommy, he a fucking zoink
by Zoinkboy November 21, 2018
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zoink

When you fall straight into water jainhbsgvfcsg
HA HA HA YOU DID A MASSIVE ZOINK
by SNOOP DAWGGGWSYGE September 23, 2020
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Zoinks

Zoinks! ghost boy after us
by hitomerrt February 6, 2023
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zoinked

Bobby got zoinked out of his mind last night
by ____no June 20, 2018
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